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To help Out My Southern Friends
woodshed87
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To Clean Off Your Frosty Windshield
You Have a Couple Knobs on Your Dash After You Start Your Car turn That
One to The little picture of The Windshield ,
The other With the Blue to Red Stripes to The Far right "Thicker Red" Wait........
10 Minutes a Viola The Glass is Clear
I know your not used to Moving those Dials From Air to Heat But it is An Easy Task...
Good luck with Your Dusting Of Snow[^]
You Have a Couple Knobs on Your Dash After You Start Your Car turn That
One to The little picture of The Windshield ,
The other With the Blue to Red Stripes to The Far right "Thicker Red" Wait........
10 Minutes a Viola The Glass is Clear
I know your not used to Moving those Dials From Air to Heat But it is An Easy Task...
Good luck with Your Dusting Of Snow[^]
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We were sitting in our pick-up one year waiting for it to warm up and defrost the windshield when one of the new southern neighbors came out with a glass of hot water cuz they were in a hurry, yep windshield gone! [xx(]
Yep, That will do it.[:D] I'm down South and even I know better than that.[:D][:D][8D][8D]
So, I answer the phone and she says that there is 8 to 10 inches of snow( we're in SE/WI) and that the snow blower won't start.
I run her through the numbers, gas, choke, out of gear and then, what about the child safety key under the gas tank?
Yup, it wasn't pushed in all the way. So it starts and I hang up.
Of the 7 people in the meeting, 5 asked, "what is a snow blower?"
Several years ago, I was in a meeting in Columbia, South Carolina when my cell phone rang, it was the tone for my wife's cell. I don't answer phones during meetings, but I excused myself, saying it was my wife.
So, I answer the phone and she says that there is 8 to 10 inches of snow( we're in SE/WI) and that the snow blower won't start.
I run her through the numbers, gas, choke, out of gear and then, what about the child safety key under the gas tank?
Yup, it wasn't pushed in all the way. So it starts and I hang up.
Of the 7 people in the meeting, 5 asked, "what is a snow blower?"
Gotta love those South Carolinians! [:D]
Several years ago, I was in a meeting in Columbia, South Carolina when my cell phone rang, it was the tone for my wife's cell. I don't answer phones during meetings, but I excused myself, saying it was my wife.
So, I answer the phone and she says that there is 8 to 10 inches of snow( we're in SE/WI) and that the snow blower won't start.
I run her through the numbers, gas, choke, out of gear and then, what about the child safety key under the gas tank?
Yup, it wasn't pushed in all the way. So it starts and I hang up.
Of the 7 people in the meeting, 5 asked, "what is a snow blower?"
One of my guys lives in Palmyra, WI and was at a trade show before Christmas. He came home to 10 inches of snow and was bitching about having to shovel the drive... WTH?? He said he broke his snow thrower at the end of spring when it sucked up a big rock and didnt get it fixed over the summer. [8]
To Clean Off Your Frosty Windshield
You Have a Couple Knobs on Your Dash After You Start Your Car turn That
One to The little picture of The Windshield ,
The other With the Blue to Red Stripes to The Far right "Thicker Red" Wait........
10 Minutes a Viola The Glass is Clear
I know your not used to Moving those Dials From Air to Heat But it is An Easy Task...
Good luck with Your Dusting Of Snow[^]
great psa
but.....you.....should .....space .....your .....words..... farther .....apart .....to .....simulate .....talking .....slower [:D]
Is that in South or North Carolina?
Wow, not really a lot of snow it appears. Look at all those trucks. Must be a bunch of Southerners on their way to vacation destinations up North. Northerners know how to drive in the snow. Especially the libturd ones.
Like hell.
I attempted to explain what a "tank heater" was to a southern mechanic.
After giving a detailed description and how it's plugged into a 110/120 volt outlet to heat the antifreeze in the engine there was dead silence ......... then the comment: "Aaww, your are shizting me"
[:D]
My first Durango came from the factory with a block heater. I never used it of course.... I was always told they were to keep the oil warm enough to flow at startup.
Whooa. Multi vehicle crash in the snow closes Interstate for six hours. Where was that? Connecticut? Over 100 crashes more due to snow?
Is that in South or North Carolina?
Wow, not really a lot of snow it appears. Look at all those trucks. Must be a bunch of Southerners on their way to vacation destinations up North. Northerners know how to drive in the snow. Especially the libturd ones.
Like hell.
Now you are just confusing the situation with Facts. [:0]
I've lived up North, and I've lived down South. (As well as out West etc. etc.)
Believe me when I tell you, there are more "Idiot" drivers up North than down South. (Except Atlanta. Sorry Capt.)
Been there done that. No thanks.