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I used to be considered Normal

mmppresmmppres Member Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2019 in General Discussion
As a man, I used to think I was a regular person, but I was born
white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist &
responsible for slavery.



I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes
me a fascist because I plan & support myself.



I went to High School, worked through college, got a degree & have
held a job. I am not here because I earned it, but because I was
advantaged.



I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.



I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class & ally
of big business.



I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.



I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a member of the vast
NRA gun lobby.



I am older than 65 & retired, making me a useless old man who doesn't
understand Facebook.



I think & I reason, so I doubt what main stream media tells me, which
must make me a reactionary.



I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me
a xenophobe.



I value my safety & that of my family, & I appreciate the police & the
legal system, making me a right-wing, cop loving extremist.



I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.



I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of
outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.



I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all
citizens, now making me a militant.



I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, & the many who died to let
it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem, taking me back
where I started - I must be a racist.



Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure
who I am anymore!

I thank my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newfound
changes to my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!

If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know
which restroom to use?
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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2019
    Man, you are beyond help. :lol:
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,558 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Except for the age, I am 64 , this description fits me to a ?t?. Guess we will have to start s new club
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
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  • mag00mag00 Member Posts: 4,719 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just move to California or Baltimore and crap right on the street. See I solved one of your problems for you. :lol:
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  • MIKE WISKEYMIKE WISKEY Member Posts: 10,045 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    make room on the couch for me ;)
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    " I used to be considered normal"

    Not by anyone here,you're one of us,,, ;);)
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  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I never got any of that racist white guy crap from anybody. maybe they take a look at me and decide they aren't dumb enough to try it.
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  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gasp..."a fiscal & moral conservative" Well I knew you were a trouble maker but just didn't realize how bad. :D
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  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    montanajoe wrote:
    " I used to be considered normal"

    Not by anyone here,you're one of us,,, ;);)

    Me too but thinking about it, I never asked anyone if they considered me normal so maybe I've been a "whack job" for a while. :?
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  • mnrivrat48mnrivrat48 Member Posts: 1,707 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Democrats have set a new standard for "normal". Those that used to be living in Sunny Oaks Rest home for the mentality insane are now housed in general population. In order to justify this they changed the definition of normal.

    You are simply the victim of Webster's new Democratic dictionary. :roll:
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  • Edspdog1Edspdog1 Member Posts: 225 ✭
    edited November -1
    Me to.
    Reckon we should start a place to live where we all that think like this can exist?
    Oh, wait, we already have one, it is called America. Butttt we have almost lost it to political correctness.
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  • BobJudyBobJudy Member Posts: 6,671 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't worry, I'm sure the democrats (the party of tolerance) will support your values and views. At least until the next election is over. Then they will want to submit us all to reeducation and attitude adjustment camps. :mrgreen: Bob
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  • penguin1penguin1 Member Posts: 97 ✭
    edited November -1
    Why does the admin allow Democrat bashing when we have a site for politics?
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  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Because the Politics category has been taken over by Penguin Porn.
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  • chiefrchiefr Member Posts: 14,115 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OP illustrates what many of us know:
    DEMOCRATs with the help of the media and academia are destroying this country.
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  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    penguin1 wrote:
    Why does the admin allow Democrat bashing when we have a site for politics?

    Are you in your "Safe Space" now?
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
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  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Takes away any incentive to seek a civil resolution with these f#@ks doesn't it?
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  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mmppres......get in line behind me. We're heading to the tar pits, to die with the rest of the dinosaurs..................... :cry::cry:
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  • mmppresmmppres Member Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am going to start a line right into the special rest home. Were you can watch anything you like on tv, drink any beverage you want. Eat everything you line. Speak any way an as loud as you want,an as often. :D:D:D:D:D:D
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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,458 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    mmppres wrote:
    I am going to start a line right into the special rest home. Were you can watch anything you like on tv, drink any beverage you want. Eat everything you line. Speak any way an as loud as you want,an as often. :D:D:D:D:D:D
    will the nurses have big chests??????????
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  • Okie743Okie743 Member Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I used to be considered NORMAL also. :cry:

    Your descriptions fits me also.

    Your descriptions do not fit in with the DEMOCRAT party beliefs now days so I had to re-register as a republican and proud of such. :D
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I used to be considered Normal


    But only here. :lol:
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  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep, and according to Biden, you nor any other white person has ever been poor.
    What's next?
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  • mmppresmmppres Member Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you can order any style nurse you. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sign me up mm.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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  • MobuckMobuck Member Posts: 14,161 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was raised in a time and place where racism WAS normal and I carry that stigma to this day. I can't put it down. I can drive past the house where the last slaves were kept in this county. Several of my ancestors fought hard on the side of the Confederacy under some pretty gnarly leadership and even though not openly discussed, the family is proud of that(in a historical sort of way). When I was a kid, there was ONE black man living in this county and that was only allowed because he'd saved the life of a politically powerful man living here. Picture that. ONE black "allowed" to live here in the early to mid 60's. Others had better not be caught here after dark.
    Dad had a very close Army buddy who lived in far north east Arkansas and we went there to visit a couple times per year. The blacks were polite and well behaved and the "rules" were well known. A white woman or child was as safe as anywhere and safer than in many all white communities. The blacks "knew their place" and knew the results of violating that unspoken separation.
    Racist, bigot, close minded, you name it but we didn't have any blurring of the lines and all involved "knew their place". Now we're all "equal" and there's constant conflict. I'm not all that sure things are better now.
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