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Women!!
Smitty500mag
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My wife was vacuuming earlier today while I was trying to listen to some music while lying in my recliner surfing the Internet on my lap top and you'd think I was doing something wrong?? I told her after she finished the vacuuming and doing what ever else needed to be done around the house that I'd have sex with her to in order to make up for my share of the work. You'd think that would maker her happy? Well noooo it didn't amazingly! :roll:
Anyway, you know those little dust mops that's used to clean ceiling fan blades? The handle of one of those things, when struck across the forehead with one, makes a nasty little whelp. :shock: :oops:
Anyway, you know those little dust mops that's used to clean ceiling fan blades? The handle of one of those things, when struck across the forehead with one, makes a nasty little whelp. :shock: :oops:
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yep usually the only ones you can make happy, aren't yours!! which can lead to a whole new level of unhappy............
yeah but even staring at a nice BLT or juicy hamburger, sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind and go all in and ask for sex, one of these days she may mess up and say yes, then what?????????????
Your EBT card is about to run out?
Now that?s funny!
Cant live with em or with out them.
Its the tender trap God created to keep the world moving in the right direction :arrow:
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
When it comes to men/women and sex, God laughs!! We have provided Him with an unending source of entertainment!!
The actual quote is, and I do use it, is
"Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts."
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
So they can stand closer to the sink to do the dishes.
You'd think she'd be happy.
Vacuum cleaner runs good as new now...?.
THERE! I REALLY FIXED IT FOR YOU!