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Cleaned a turtle

SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
edited October 2019 in General Discussion
I guess it's been over 20 years since I cleaned a turtle. But I was at a buddy's farm pond today and caught a small snapper (snapping turtle guys) and thought I would clean it to show my son how. It will make a small skillet full.

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  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They are good eating but are a bit nasty to clean.

    Good job
    RLTW

  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,285 ******
    edited November -1
    I hear they taste like chicken.
  • waltermoewaltermoe Member Posts: 2,404 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    For extra tender, after frying put it in a crock pot, with just a touch of water, and steam it for about four hours.
  • JimmyJackJimmyJack Member Posts: 5,515 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    makes excellent homemade chowder!
  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I find that Turtle Wax works the best.
  • HessianHessian Member Posts: 248
    edited November -1
    I thought this thread was going to about another euphemism, like polish the helmet. Do not disturb I'm cleaning the Turtle. :)
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,768 ******
    edited November -1
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    just a little bar of soap and washclothe, you just gotta remember which end bites
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    The way my Granpa taught me was you nail his hind legs to a tree with his belly facing out, Cut his head off and skin his tail and legs it helps to have some pliers, Cut his feet off at the last joint, cut down both sides of the lower shell and pull the meat off the backbone using a knife.

    Then you can debone the legs wash the meat good and let it soak over night in water or milk.

    I find they taste good kind of Piggie/chickeny/Froggie with a little snake thrown in ;)

    Better than possum but not as good as frog legs :lol:
    RLTW

  • Chief ShawayChief Shaway Member, Moderator Posts: 6,289 ******
    edited November -1
    Been quite a few years since I have cleaned one also.
    We would always put them in a fresh water tank for a week to clean them out before butchering.
  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was always told you just raise it's tail and wipe it's * :lol:;)
  • RobOzRobOz Member Posts: 9,523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Seven different meats
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    RobOz wrote:
    Seven different meats

    I have heard the same thing.

    One other thing my Grandpa taught me was to parboil it before you fry it or make soup out of it.
    RLTW

  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,285 ******
    edited November -1
    danielgage wrote:
    I was always told you just raise it's tail and wipe it's * :lol:;)
    I heard that, also. :D
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sam06 wrote:
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    The way my Granpa taught me was you nail his hind legs to a tree with his belly facing out, Cut his head off and skin his tail and legs it helps to have some pliers, Cut his feet off at the last joint, cut down both sides of the lower shell and pull the meat off the backbone using a knife.

    Then you can debone the legs wash the meat good and let it soak over night in water or milk.

    I find they taste good kind of Piggie/chickeny/Froggie with a little snake thrown in ;)

    Better than possum but not as good as frog legs :lol:

    Nail a live animal to a tree? Kinda makes me want to give you and your grandfather the same treatment. Never been a fan of torture.
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He Dog wrote:
    Sam06 wrote:
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    The way my Granpa taught me was you nail his hind legs to a tree with his belly facing out, Cut his head off and skin his tail and legs it helps to have some pliers, Cut his feet off at the last joint, cut down both sides of the lower shell and pull the meat off the backbone using a knife.

    Then you can debone the legs wash the meat good and let it soak over night in water or milk.

    I find they taste good kind of Piggie/chickeny/Froggie with a little snake thrown in ;)

    Better than possum but not as good as frog legs :lol:

    Nail a live animal to a tree? Kinda makes me want to give you and your grandfather the same treatment. Never been a fan of torture.


    No the turtle was dead, I would never nail a live animal to a tree and I am kind of disappointed you think I would :x
    RLTW

  • Cornflk1Cornflk1 Member Posts: 3,715 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Been quite a few years since I have cleaned one also.
    We would always put them in a fresh water tank for a week to clean them out before butchering.


    Yes.
  • RobOzRobOz Member Posts: 9,523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know if it was truly nessisary but we always put them in a barrel of fresh water for a week or so. Changing water every couple days.
  • Okie743Okie743 Member Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sam06 wrote:
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    The way my Granpa taught me was you nail his hind legs to a tree with his belly facing out, Cut his head off and skin his tail and legs it helps to have some pliers, Cut his feet off at the last joint, cut down both sides of the lower shell and pull the meat off the backbone using a knife.

    Then you can debone the legs wash the meat good and let it soak over night in water or milk.

    I find they taste good kind of Piggie/chickeny/Froggie with a little snake thrown in ;)

    Better than possum but not as good as frog legs :lol:

    That is what I've found also when fried, each piece tastes different even from the same leg on a soft shell turtle. Even a little bit of quinine ever once in awhile. Might be better in a soup. (I suspect the different tastes is why Cajuns use lots of spices in turtle soup, get your taste buds burned to a crisp first.
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Turtles aren't that hard to clean once you know how. More work than a squirrel or rabbit, but not that bad. I used to make hard work out of it until someone showed me.

    Using a pair of channel locks or some other tool, Let it bite the tool and get a hold on the turtles snout. Put your foot on it, pull the head out and cut it off. Turn it over on it's back, put your foot on it and using the channel locks pull each leg out and cut the claws off using a pair of snips. Let it lay a couple of minutes with the neck end pointing down some so it can bleed out. Then place it belly up on something, a truck tailgate and a piece of cardboard works fine. Cut the skin next to the shell all around, skin the hind legs and tail, then the front legs and neck. Then take the end of your knife and cut the bottom lose from the top shell. Pull up on the edge of the bottom and use your knife to cut it loose from the tissue under it. Find the joint holding the hind legs and tail to the shell and cut it loose, repeat this on the front legs and neck. Trim off the junk you don't want and your done.

    I cleanup the edible parts and soak them in salt water. Cook as desired.
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    +1

    You got to have some pliers its like a catfish you need pliers to skin them.
    RLTW

  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My FIL and I were fishing the Delaware river and stopped to talk with a couple other guys. They had a big snapper walking around in the bed of their pickup. The turtle climbed up on the fender well and over the side of the bed. one of the guys said I guess we'll have to clean him if we can't hold him. It didn't take them long and when they pulled out the entrails the heart continued to beat. My FIL asked if he could have it to try it for bait? He put it on a treble hook and fished it for about an hour. He pulled it in to check it after that time and it was still beating very slowly. The FIL had a bad heart and said he wished his was that strong. It didn't catch a fish.
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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,063 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Brookwood wrote:
    OK! How DO you clean a turtle? Do you have to break out the sawsall or what?

    Seen an episode of "Bizarre Foods" on youtube where dude was in Pennsylvania? Went to a pond and caught a pair and took it to the "expert" turtle dismantler. That boy took out much tools to chop shop them turtles. Limb lopper or was it a bolt cutter? I thought using a saw-zall might cut down on all manner of tools I'd have to get to do that task. All I know is lots of work for so little a yield. If those turtles taste like chicken I'd just go get a chicken from the shops. Then call it "mock/faux" turtle soup. Throw in segments of chicken neck in each serving to sell the soup.
  • GilWilson1GilWilson1 Member Posts: 182
    edited November -1
    How do you know the tree isn't screaming in pain when you nail a dead animal too it? :roll:
    Sam06 wrote:
    He Dog wrote:
    Sam06 wrote:


    The way my Granpa taught me was you nail his hind legs to a tree with his belly facing out, Cut his head off and skin his tail and legs it helps to have some pliers, Cut his feet off at the last joint, cut down both sides of the lower shell and pull the meat off the backbone using a knife.

    Then you can debone the legs wash the meat good and let it soak over night in water or milk.

    I find they taste good kind of Piggie/chickeny/Froggie with a little snake thrown in ;)

    Better than possum but not as good as frog legs :lol:

    Nail a live animal to a tree? Kinda makes me want to give you and your grandfather the same treatment. Never been a fan of torture.


    No the turtle was dead, I would never nail a live animal to a tree and I am kind of disappointed you think I would :x
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry Sam, your post did not say dead turtle and I don't know you at all, so I took it as written. My apologies.
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He Dog wrote:
    Sorry Sam, your post did not say dead turtle and I don't know you at all, so I took it as written. My apologies.

    No problem we shot them with a 22 in the head when we were out fishing in MS or one of the lakes formed when the MS changed course.

    Me and PaPaw fished in his 17" Jon boat with a 6hp Johnson all over the lakes. He had an old black guy with one arm who would come and act as Papaw's trolling motor. Papaw paid him $10, 3 Catfish(All the Carp and Gar) and a pint of Old Forester. That guy could skull that boat wherever you wanted. He walked 5 miles to Papaw's cabin on the lake and would be waiting for us. I remember Papaw giving him a biscuit with a sausage on it for breakfast and him hitting that pint at 0500 :lol:
    This was in the late 60's early 70's. He also had a pack of beagles and he would run then for rabbits for me and Papaw and his wife would clean them. We would take 1/2 of them home and Grandma would cook them for us.

    Those were the days. I watched his wife clean a Gar one time and she made Gar Balls...........man that was good eatin.

    We giged frogs at night

    those were the days.
    RLTW

  • asopasop Member Posts: 9,020 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Been awhile but caught, butchered, cleaned and ate many. I don't know if there 7 different flavors but there are at least 4! Depending on the part. Kids used to make necklaces out of the vertibrea bones! Really tasty if properly prepared. Isn't that what W.C. Fields said about kids when someone asked him what the thought of kids :o
  • Okie743Okie743 Member Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've seen some big snappers come out of the Arkansas river.( 80 lb area) Also seen toes missing on a guy that was seining fishbait out of the river barefooted. He said it happened so fast, just kinda a burning and when he came out blood and little toe and one next to it gone and part of the next. He said fast slick cut like a AXE.

    He decided to wear some shoes. I told him he was lucky that he had on shorts, it might have went for something higher up in the groin area. He indicated the turtle would have to have really good eyesight to see anything big and tasty in his groin area. ;)
  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,792 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sam06 wrote:
    Me and PaPaw fished in his 17" Jon boat with a 6hp Johnson all over the lakes.

    6 horse motor seems awful big for a seventeen inch boat. :lol::mrgreen:
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep it was small boat but I think I meant a 17 ' footer...............Old eyes and tricky keyboard ;):lol::lol:
    RLTW

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