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This is the guy who just needs to be shot

Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
edited October 2019 in General Discussion
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OCTOBER 23--A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of ?large stuffed animal toys? inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge.

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Cody Christopher Meader, 20, entered the retailer around 2 PM Tuesday and approached a display of merchandise featuring characters from the Disney film ?Frozen.?

Meader, seen at right, selected a ?large Olaf stuffed animal? and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to ?dry hump? the cinematic snowman ?until he * on the merchandise,? a cop reported.

Meader returned the soiled Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he ?selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ?dry hump? this item.?

After consorting with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly ?admitted to doing ?stupid stuff? and admitted that he had ?nutted? on the Olaf stuffed animal.?

Just put one in his head and walk away :twisted:
RLTW

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  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    this is bizarre! I don't know why but today I was thinking, a thread is going to come along where my response would be "this looks like a candidate for Death by Booga-Booga".

    and here we are.

    so...

    this looks like a candidate for Death by Booga-Booga.
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  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He is so deranged I?m not sure ?one in his head? will improve his mental health. Worth a try I guess.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.
    RLTW

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  • ltcdotyltcdoty Member Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sam06 wrote:
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.


    When I was about five, my father and I came upon two dogs going at it. I asked my dad what they were doing. He told me the dog in front was sick, and the one in back was pushing it to the hospital.
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  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He must be crazy! The stuffed animals at Toys-R-Us are a lot better.
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  • Mark GMark G Member Posts: 1,680 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sam06 wrote:
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.

    I believe his junk was otherwise occupied.
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  • Quick&DeadQuick&Dead Member Posts: 1,466 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    SCOUT5 wrote:


    Anyone check to see if he is a registered Democrat?

    They are all for 'anything goes' and tolerance! :lol:
    The government has no rights. Only the people have rights which empowers the government.
    We have enough gun laws, what we need is IDIOT control.
    Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

    I thought getting old would take longer. :shock:
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  • nmyersnmyers Member Posts: 16,892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is a case where the individual needs to taken before a federal court where he can be "adjudicated a mental defective". That would prevent him from every possessing a firearm. Otherwise, GCA is destined to remain a joke.

    Neal
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  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What a moron! Everybody knows Unicorns aren't real. :roll:
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  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,792 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ltcdoty wrote:

    When I was about five, my father and I came upon two dogs going at it.

    So both you and your father came on the dogs? :lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
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  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    LMAO @ nutted
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  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    WOW!! This freak is seriously mentally defective! Humping stuffed animals in public, again, just WOW, OMG! This is just so stupid I don't even know what to say. All I can think of is, at least he didn't hurt anyone.

    Which I guess that makes him better than child molesters, abusers of children, wife beaters, rapists,animal abusers, drunk drivers, and your everyday garden variety of criminal stickup types, thieves, arsonists and muggers. And probably a whole bunch of things I didn't think of.

    OK, comparing a stuffed animal humper to anything in my second paragraph, looking at it that way, he might be a sick person but nowhere near as bad as I originally thought.
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