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OK bring em on, I have the answers.............

hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
edited November 2019 in General Discussion
any question out there, I am full of answers tonight so lets hear em.........

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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What were the results of Ricci's IQ Test?

    the sum total of the square root of the pathagrion theory, minus the total taco's you have eaten in the last 732 hours..........


    ok who is next?????
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    What were the results of Ricci's IQ Test?

    The pathagrion theory




    Uhmnn,.......................................................................What?

    Did Ricci come over to your house to study?
    just said I had the answers, never said I knew how to spell em............
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    what creature has one voice and yet becomes four-footed, and two-footed and three-footed?
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    there is a house. one enters it blind and comes out seeing. what sort of house is this?
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    what creature has one voice and yet becomes four-footed, and two-footed and three-footed?

    the infamous hillary pelosi........


    next??????
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    there is a house. one enters it blind and comes out seeing. what sort of house is this?

    turn left, the go 49 feet backwards.........


    just said I had answers, didn't say they would be to the right questions............


    OK next?????
  • asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lost my hat in the wind today. Rounding up to the next decameter how much pancake batter should it take to roof my house?
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    there are three locked boxes.

    the first one is made of gold. it says "who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire."
    the second one is made of silver. it says "who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves."
    the third one is made of lead. it says "Who chooseth me must give and risk all he hath."

    what items are each box? (hint, they have already been opened)
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St. Ives?
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St. Ives?

    two, you and him..........

    Next...
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Einstein's Riddle:

    There are five houses in a row. Each house is painted a different color and has a person of a different nationality living in it. Each person drinks a different beverage, smokes a different type of cigar, and owns a different animal as a pet. Using these 15 clues, which person owns the pet fish?

    The Brit lives in the red house.
    The Swede has a pet dog.
    The Dane drinks tea.
    The green house is directly to the left of the white house.
    The person in the green house drinks coffee.
    The person who smokes Pall Mall has a pet bird.
    The person in the yellow house smokes Dunhill cigars.
    The person in the center house drinks milk.
    The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    The person who smokes Blends lives next to the person with the pet cat.
    The person with the pet horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
    The person who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer.
    The German smokes Prince.
    The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    The person who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

    (I solved this, so what's the answer)
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    what is it?
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    what is it?

    water........


    Next....
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    this was a true story:

    some Buddhist monks are given a wooden box that contains scrolls. but, there are no hinges, no locks, and they can't get it open. one monk was very smart and he got it open. (without ripping it apart) what did he do and how was the box held shut?

    (whoever made the box had nothing fancy at all, this was hundreds of years ago)

    you are given the same box and know exactly as much as they did. what do you have to do to get it open without ripping it apart?
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    what is it?

    water........


    Next....

    nope
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St. Ives?

    two, you and him..........

    Next...

    nope! one. the man was going the other way
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    what creature has one voice and yet becomes four-footed, and two-footed and three-footed?

    the infamous hillary pelosi........

    next??????
    Man
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    there is a house. one enters it blind and comes out seeing. what sort of house is this?

    turn left, the go 49 feet backwards.........


    just said I had answers, didn't say they would be to the right questions............


    OK next?????
    a school
  • diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,336 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hillbille wrote:
    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    what is it?

    water........


    Next....

    nope

    Time.
  • WarbirdsWarbirds Member Posts: 16,938 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I haven?t shot in a while- Is it worth driving 2 hours each way for a USPSA match on Sunday morning? This will require a 5:00am wake up on my part Sunday to shoot at a club Ive never been to with a group of people I don?t know.
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Warbirds wrote:
    I haven?t shot in a while- Is it worth driving 2 hours each way for a USPSA match on Sunday morning? This will require a 5:00am wake up on my part Sunday to shoot at a club Ive never been to with a group of people I don?t know.

    well, you could consult the ancient Sumerian "Dialogue of Pessimism" where a master says to his slave that he wants to do something:

    - drive to the palace
    - eat at a banquet
    - go hunting
    - get married
    - go sue someone in court
    - lead a revolution
    - make love to his wife
    - sacrifice a goat
    - invest in business
    - give money to the poor

    in each case the slave tells him it's good; then the master says no never mind, and the slave tells him it was bad anyways.

    in the end he throws the slave in the water.

    the moral of the story was, do whatever the hell you want! it doesn't matter!

    or as summed up by Shakespeare, "nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so."
  • ProceramicProceramic Member Posts: 334
    edited November -1
    Okay, then. What is best in life?
  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The best world is the one that is full of the people you love
    As many as want to at any one time
    Black criminals don?t care about their selves , how can they care about other?
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Whats the meaning of life?
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
  • diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,336 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wiplash wrote:
    Whats the meaning of life?

    The answer, my friend, is 42
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wiplash wrote:
    Whats the meaning of life?

    Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    -Shakespeare
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lost my hat in the wind today. Rounding up to the next decameter how much pancake batter should it take to roof my house?

    it would be better to use waffle batter, depending on the wind weather you use asphalt or metal batter, which would likely take the minority of 11.092 bats,,,,,
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We got a little frost here in NC

    Squirrels better watch out ;)

    you heading out hillbilly?
    RLTW

  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If 2 wrongs don't make a right.

    What does 2 rights make?????????
  • ltcdotyltcdoty Member Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How can you look it up if you don't know how to spell it.......
  • Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    babun wrote:
    If 2 wrongs don't make a right.

    What does 2 rights make?????????
    An airplane.
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Marc1301 wrote:
    babun wrote:
    If 2 wrongs don't make a right.

    What does 2 rights make?????????
    An airplane.

    :D:D:D:D:D
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