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A wife tells her husband #2
dpmule
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A wife tells her husband,
If You come home drunk once more and the door will be locked and she would smell his breath, and if he had been drinking, he would be locked out.
He does OK for a while then gets hammered.
He tells his drinking mate of the predicament, the mate says "eat some Limburger cheese, she'll never be able to tell you've been drinking.
He heads out and just before arriving home, he stops by the local deli and gets a slab of Limburger cheese and wolfs it down.
He goes up the stoop and sure enough, the door is locked.
He knocks, she answers "breathe through the keyhole"
He bends over, puts his lips to the keyhole and blows a mighty breath
The wife then exclaims " You drunken Sot, I said breathe through the keyhole"
Mule.
If You come home drunk once more and the door will be locked and she would smell his breath, and if he had been drinking, he would be locked out.
He does OK for a while then gets hammered.
He tells his drinking mate of the predicament, the mate says "eat some Limburger cheese, she'll never be able to tell you've been drinking.
He heads out and just before arriving home, he stops by the local deli and gets a slab of Limburger cheese and wolfs it down.
He goes up the stoop and sure enough, the door is locked.
He knocks, she answers "breathe through the keyhole"
He bends over, puts his lips to the keyhole and blows a mighty breath
The wife then exclaims " You drunken Sot, I said breathe through the keyhole"
Mule.
Comments
And some think I'm twisted, perverted and sick!!!
:shock:
We have enough gun laws, what we need is IDIOT control.
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
I thought getting old would take longer. :shock:
Larry would pass out.
It couldn?t be any worse than whatever my dog eats after a roam through the woods.