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think someone slipped me a mickey......

hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,193 ✭✭✭✭
edited January 2020 in General Discussion
of colonostomy prep, was busy all evening and most of night with squirts, now just tired napping on off all day and have the worst gas ever, at both ends, got about 1/2 gallon of orange juice and water in me, no appetite, down 8 pounds in just about a day, this is not a diet I would recomend though.........

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    bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,358 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The acid in that OJ won't do your stomach any good.
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
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    hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,193 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    bullshot wrote:
    The acid in that OJ won't do your stomach any good.
    I know but at this point it is the only thing staying down/in and about the only thing that even sounds good, did get about 1/2 a peanut butter sandwich down this afternoon, the stomache cramps have been so bad with the gas my ribs literally hurt, gonna try chocolate milk in a bit, it is strangley sounding good..... wouldn't wish this on anyone but a washington democrat
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    bustedkneebustedknee Member Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I forgot to warn ya.

    McDonald's food does that to me.
    Serious!
    I can't believe they misspelled "Pork and Beans!"
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    11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am NOT a medical professional- if I were, would I be hanging out here?

    Having said that- you have killed off/ flushed out the normal bugs that live in you gut that help your body process food. In effect, you sprayed 100 gallons of bleach on the vegetable garden, and the tomato plants do not look happy.

    Go get some yogurt. Read the label, you are looking for "live culture". Don't go bonkers- about 2 a day. Ease off the OJ for a bit- acidity may be a bit high.
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    mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,297 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just take some pain killers they say they plug you up
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
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    NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A day late for you, but try eating some canned peaches. Something they put in there helps firm things up.
    Hope you're feelin' better.
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    bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    mogley98 wrote:
    Just take some pain killers they say they plug you up

    I resemble that remark... Works every time.
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
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    KenK/84BravoKenK/84Bravo Member Posts: 12,055 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So, You got my Christmas gift.

    I wished you a Christmas/New Years, "Like Sheeit through a Goose."

    How did that work out for you?
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    drobsdrobs Member Posts: 22,545 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You might chug a couple bottles of Pedialyte. Helps with stomach flu and rehydrates you better than gator aid.

    Dollar General carries their brand of it. We've used both.

    https://www.dollargeneral.com/dg-health-pediatric-oral-electrolyte-solution-fruit-flavor-33-8-oz.html
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,964 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    11b6r wrote:
    I am NOT a medical professional- if I were, would I be hanging out here?



    Of course you would, this is where so many come for expert medical opinions. :D
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