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In the "old days", remember what your mother used to say . . .

asopasop Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭✭
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"just be home before dark"
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  • Merlinnv12Merlinnv12 Member Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭✭
    Say that again and I will wash yer mouth with soap!

    “What we’ve got here, is, failure to communicate.”
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,531 ✭✭✭✭
    If you weren't at the supper table at 5.30 Forget about it..
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  • BikerBobBikerBob Member Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭

    Do you want your face to freeze like that?

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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭
     wait till your dad gets home.......
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  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,286 ******
    “One of these days you’re gonna have kids...”
    (I never did. Three step daughters is bad enough.)
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  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭✭✭
    I will snap a knot in you young man
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  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭

    Don’t make me come back there” said from the front seat of the family car .

    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
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  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,283 ✭✭✭✭
    Merlinnv12 said:
    Say that again and I will wash yer mouth with soap!

    I once responded to that with a George Carlin line...  "And I'll blow bubbles out my *!!
    She didn't know whether to backhand me or fall on the floor laughing!
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  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭

    How does “ make me go “ set off the auto censor ?

    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
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  • spasmcreeksrunspasmcreeksrun Member Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭
    you'll sit there till you eat that broccoli or else.....yuk green stuff
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,531 ✭✭✭✭
    Don't make me stop this car.
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  • JunkballerJunkballer Member Posts: 9,310 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
     Go cut me a switch and I don't mean a small one either  :o, I think only farm/country boys can relate to that   ;)

    "Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee

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  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,892 ✭✭✭✭
    Mom, where is my (you name it)??  Right where you left it Todd.
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  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    Mom:

    Your time's coming.

    Go out there to the hedge and get me a switch.

    Never say never.

    Dad:

    If I've told you once, I've told you forty 'leven dozen times.

    Boy, what's the matter with you?

    Don't take any wooden nickels.

    I'll see you in the funnies.

    xxxx

    Funny stuff!!!

    What's next?
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  • TcattTcatt Member Posts: 342 ✭✭
    edited March 2020
    This is a little off subject but funny.
    My mom and sister live together. They can come up with the craziest things to ask and discuss, so I am always telling my mother that she is driving me crazy. One day I was at their house and she started on something and I said, "Mom you're driving me crazy", and she looked at me with a slight grin and replied, " Well you drove me crazy for a lot of years, NOW its MY turn". :)

    We were laughing the other day about her always sticking her arm out when she was driving and had to brake hard with us riding on the front bench seat of the car, no seat belts off course, like she could have kept us from flying into the metal dashboard with that extended arm, but I guess it made both of us feel safer.
    Love you Mom, even if you do drive me crazy.
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  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,378 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
       well ..theirs people in hell wanting ice water they don't get it ether 
    crap in one hand wish in the other see which one fills up fastest
     go get me a switch if it breaks youll be gettin another one 
    if you find that money tree let me know 
     dont waste food there's  kids starving  in the world now eat your beans and taters and shut up
     well when we were kids we ______________ fill in the blank its a cover all situation statement depending on what we ask for 
    only the rich kids can have them 
    are you that stupid 


     thinking back positive reinforcement for us kids  was not a strong point for my parents   :/
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  • TRAP55TRAP55 Member Posts: 8,292 ✭✭✭
    Mom: "Someday you'll have a son just like you, for all the things you put me through".
    The night I called to tell her the "TWIN" boys were born, she couldn't stop laughing, and handed the phone to Dad.
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