this here toilet paper scare........

hillbille

 got me wondering, when I was single a 4pack it seems would last forever, then I got married and that 4 pack wouldn't make it through the month, add a daughter and it seems that same 4pack wouldn't last a week. so I decided they must eat it, so question is it seems how long can a women last eating toilet paper????????????

ChrisStreett

I saw one justification on line that basically said: "One person sneezes and a hundred s**t themselves", thus increasing the need for TP.

Rocky Raab

It's irrational. Neither influenza nor the Kung Flu produce diarrhea. They're both upper respiratory diseases. (If you spray at both ends, you have something else.)

m88.358win

Butchdog2

Reason for shortage. Someone sneezes and about 6 or more crap their pants.

Bunch of tinfoil morons.

jimdeere

I married my wife when she had three teenage daughters. No toilet paper, no hot water, etc. Plus, they would bring their friends over and eat all the food. I don’t know how I survived.

Brookwood

I have observed that women use toilet paper for many things that a man just cannot talk about!  

There is a BIG difference between the sexes!    

Ok.....I will share a little bit here.   They like to use TP to wrap stuff that a guy would just throw into the bathroom trash can unwrapped.   That is just the tip of the iceberg about them there women's!    

Ditch-Runner

 I think my family follows the Cone head ( old movie for thoe's who do not know need to watch It )  use of TP 

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waltermoe

When it comes to toilet paper only two pieces are needed they told me when I was in the army, one to wipe and one to check.

Toolman286

Today, shoppers were heading directly to the TP as soon as they entered the market. Most had just one package in their cart & obvious familys had 2, maybe 3.  There was actually some left on the shelf. But of course there was one A-hole couple with a cart full of TP. I wasn't the only one giving them bad looks. The guy knew it was wrong, but just followed his biotch boss with the cart.