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First victim of toilet paper shortage
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Neoblackdog, Thank you, best laugh I have had in a long time. Thanks again.
He'd wear the same gray sweatpants and t-shirt for days on end during the summer reeking of BO and stink bait.
One sultry summer night Stinky crapped his pants and the smear ran from his waistband clear down to between his legs. Oh God, was the stench rancid. For all I could tell he didn't even notice.
Now, to the right of our work bench was an open door. Closer to the bench was a tall pedestal fan, and between me and the fan was, you guessed it, Stinky. I got up and turned the fan off. Stinky got up and turned it back on. Once more it turned it off and when Stinky started for the fan again I went full blown drill sergeant on his *. "Stinky! You've * yer bleening pants! Take yer stinkin' * home and clean yerself up!
Glory Be. Stinky didn't talk to me for over a year and a half after that. All that time tryin' to find ways to piss him off so he wouldn't get close enough to talk to me and I'd finally found the magic incantation.
most interesting: when you edit auto sensor doesn't catch the nasty words. had to insert the *s m'self.