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My Net Worth

Ricci.WrightRicci.Wright Member Posts: 5,127 ✭✭✭✭
I just took a thorough inventory and as of this moment, it changes, but right now I own 15 mega rolls of Great Northern and 6 rolls of Charmin. If anything should happen to me I would like you guys to divide any remaining stock among yourselves. Thank you.

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  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
    I have three partial rolls of Charmin Ultra soft and a half a can of Lemon Lysol I'll trade (through GB of course!) for a 68 Camaro!

    Speaking of net worth we may have a few less 401K millionaires than we did three months ago.
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 32,080 ✭✭✭✭
    Ha ha ha......I was "sitting pretty" myself for a bit.    I had one of those large bundles from Sam's.    After being contacted by a few people running low, I've gotten down to one 9 roll pack in each bathroom.     So, pretty soon I'll be sending out my forces to various areas to obtain supplies.    Whichever of my children comes back with proof they are worthy....will be the heir to my throne.   
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  • Ricci.WrightRicci.Wright Member Posts: 5,127 ✭✭✭✭
    Yup you will want to keep a good supply of TP near the throne.
  • Grunt2Grunt2 Member Posts: 2,524 ✭✭✭✭
    I have a lifetime supply of old "Shotgun News"... :#
    Retired LEO
    Combat Vet VN
    D.A.V Life Member
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    We have about 30 extra wash cloths, probably 20 old tee shirts used for glass cleaning, a diaper pail left over from something, and a washer dryer set.
    The disposable stuff was expensive before the panic, and while wife is not yet on board, we may have a long term solution. 
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • serfserf Member Posts: 9,217 ✭✭✭✭
    Grunt2 said:
    I have a lifetime supply of old "Shotgun News"... :#
       You realize if you use that and flush it that your sewer is going to back up! :)  I know it was joke.
                                serf

  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    serf said:
    Grunt2 said:
    I have a lifetime supply of old "Shotgun News"... :#
       You realize if you use that and flush it that your sewer is going to back up! :)  I know it was joke.
                                serf

      you don't flush it, use it then dump it in the yard of that neighbor you don't like .......
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    Not even a trace amount of Purell?  You need to diversify your portfolio.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,768 ******
    The poor guys that have the job of trash pickup will be getting blessed with some mighty smelly, gross, stinky, crappy, messy, fly infested, maggot riddled, puke in your mouth surprises come every trash day for a while!! :s
  • hobo9650hobo9650 Member Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭
    Panic has not hit our local shopping center.  Everything normal except a shortage of bread.
    Ordered 1k rds of 9mm on ammo seek @ .20.

    Went and saw Kasey yesterday to pick up my new Sig M17 (a beauty).

    Received my order of 1k rds of 556 IMI today.
  • Ricci.WrightRicci.Wright Member Posts: 5,127 ✭✭✭✭
    Talked to a local shop today and they are out of 9 and 223 as is Archar. I only own one 9 mm pistol and one 9 mm AR15 Colt. There's at least 1500 rounds in the office here. I'm just glad I don't have a range to feed anymore.
  • Grunt2Grunt2 Member Posts: 2,524 ✭✭✭✭
    Talked to a local shop today and they are out of 9 and 223 as is Archar. I only own one 9 mm pistol and one 9 mm AR15 Colt. There's at least 1500 rounds in the office here. I'm just glad I don't have a range to feed anymore.

    Only 1500 rounds??? Let me know if you need more... :|
    Retired LEO
    Combat Vet VN
    D.A.V Life Member
  • gruntled2gruntled2 Member Posts: 560 ✭✭✭
    I have a couple of big bundles left  from Sam's club I bought some time ago when they were on sale.  I've been thinking of having a TP sale in front of the house @ maybe $2/roll. The only thing I have been trying to stock up on is soup & apparently so has everyone else.  All the types of soup I want are GONE, both canned & packages.
  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,375 ✭✭✭✭
    local news asking ( telling ) people to stop using a lot of things as TP as its clogging the sewer system and will clog your septic tanks

    . wait until the corn cobs hit 
  • victorj19victorj19 Member Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭
    Brookwood said:
    The poor guys that have the job of trash pickup will be getting blessed with some mighty smelly, gross, stinky, crappy, messy, fly infested, maggot riddled, puke in your mouth surprises come every trash day for a while!! :s
    It's still cold enough up here not to be a problem.  When it worms up that's what fire pits are for.   Or,  cover them up with some animal bedding or sawdust for composting.
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    Go Muslim, use your hand.
  • mac10mac10 Member Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭✭
    cat is pizzed since I stated using the litter box
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