Quick groaner joke

savage170

Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there 

savage170

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"
He blurts out, "Yes!"
She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

bustedknee

Oh Yeah?

Well...

Someone drilled a hole in the wooden fence around the nudist camp.

The police are looking into it.

toad67

bustedknee said:

Oh Yeah?

Well...

Someone drilled a hole in the wooden fence around the nudist camp.

The police are looking into it.

Or the one, where the guy was walking down the street and heard all of the mental patients at the ward yelling 14, 14, 14..... He looked thru a hole in the fence, they poked him in the eye, and started yelling 15, 15, 15........

Warbirds

montanajoe