Another joke from He Dogs day

savage170

Judge: “Now, madam, please tell the court all that passed between you and your husband during this quarrel.”

Mrs. Jones: “Your honor, I can not remember everything, but I’m sure there was the rolling pin, three plates, and the stove lifter.”

Sperry

The best one was, "And how can you be sure the ______ was dead?" (the brain had been removed) but he might have been alive? (yes, perhaps practicing law etc etc)

asop

You know the difference between mashed potatos and pea soup?  Anyone can mash potatos

Butchdog2

We used to eat every tater and pea in the bowl.

Brookwood

Ole Dan'l Boone and Davy Crockett walked into a bar.  
Dan'l got a bit scratched up n Davy was toothed a little but they managed to skin that bar!