Took a young lady out for dinner last night and she had

asop

frog legs & chicken breasts?!!

Smitty500mag

I don't see any reason to make fun of her. She can't help what she looks like. 

Toolman286

Her bad taste started with who she chose to dine with

Junkballer

Bet she had money though   

Horse Plains Drifter

Tough crowd here tonight!

spasmcreeksrun

sounds like somebody croaked before the night was over

Aztngundoc22

OK : 
I think I know lil miss Chicken Legs ???? lol
Thanks !!!

select-fire

When she found out you were a vegetarian things took a turn for the worse.

discusdad

does she own land in a good hunting area?  marry her NOW!

likemhot

Does she have a boat, can she clean fish, can she back a trailer, process deer, run a chain saw, stack fire wood and fetch a beer. You took her to dinner so you don't even know if she can cook, Ya gotta ask the right questions before ya make fun of her looks

jltrent

Money and personally can cure a lot of problems.

Sam06

I love frog legs.

There was this place in Turkey Creek LA I used to go to and they had all you could eat frog legs.  Man that was good eating.

dreher

Or for a different point of view get an ugly girl to marry you!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBO_10GVf74

scrumpyjack

KenK/84Bravo said:

"Don't ever marry an Ugly Woman Son, it just sucks the life right out of you."

What Western?

Not a western....Road House.

yoshmyster

First kinky and let me guess she said both tastes like chicken or couldn't tell one from the other.

Also "Road House" is a modern Western. Dude rides to town and cleans it up. Now "Road House 2" I don't know what that is other than it should be used as a torture device.

mogley98

First time I ever had frog legs was at a Chinese Buffet when we went to Knob Creek, I thought it was funny looking chicken. Not bad not my favorite I wouldn't order it.

grdad45

She had nine buttons on her nightgown, but she could only "fascinate"!

Ditch-Runner

my wife likes Chinese food  all the spices in the rice and vegetable dishes  . I tag along , I know how much she likes it and they always have chicken in so many forms I just fill up on it ( I hope its chicken  maybe cat ? ) last time we went they had frog legs so I had to try them ,  funny they do taste like chicken however   wife refused to try them, said its a shame they kill a frog just to eat there skinny little legs