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Buy a gun? Buy a gun.

Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭

Some will die in hot pursuit
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

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  • Grunt2Grunt2 Member Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭
     :D  :D:D
    Retired LEO
    Combat Vet VN
  • austin20austin20 Member Posts: 27,907 ✭✭✭
  • Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,820 ✭✭✭
    That's great,....and I just did btw. Needed it like a hole in the head, but oh well!
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
  • dunbarboyzdunbarboyz Member Posts: 794 ✭✭✭
    This is a sellers market. I am going to sell a couple and buy one of those" I can't part with that much for a gun" guns.
  • mark christianmark christian Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 22,877 ******
    edited September 9
    Mr. Perfect, during your absence from our forum, this is the sort of amusement which was sorely lacking. I changed my LOL to a promote. 
  • nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    Does this apply to knives too?
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Member Posts: 35,585 ✭✭✭✭
    Pretty much how the gun buying goes here!
  • redneckandyredneckandy Member Posts: 9,093 ✭✭✭
    Mr. Perfect, during your absence from our forum, this is the sort of amusement which was sorely lacking. I changed my LOL to a promote. 

    You have given quite a few of those out recently. Maybe one day we will know what they mean.
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 11,271 ✭✭✭✭
    where is the box that says " wife finds out SELL a gun"  ??
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭
    Mr. Perfect, during your absence from our forum, this is the sort of amusement which was sorely lacking. I changed my LOL to a promote. 

    I apologize for not being here to bring this sort of amusement to the forum. I'm guessing, though, this is one of those situations where absence makes the heart grow fonder.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭
    hillbille said:
    where is the box that says " wife finds out SELL a gun"  ??

    That is the blasphemy box.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭
    Does this apply to knives too?

    I can't imagine why it would. There are exactly zero boxes that mention knives in the graphic.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 7,349 ✭✭✭
    Since I have never been the sharpest knife in the drawer I did my normal dumb butt move.  I thought that was real funny.  My wife was walking by as I was laughing so I said look at this Honey Bunny!!  Honey Bunny saw no humor in this at all.      :#
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 48,551 ✭✭✭
    Yeah, now ask your wife, my friend. >:)
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭
    He Dog said:
    Yeah, now ask your wife, my friend. >:)

    She committed blasphemy.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • bustedkneebustedknee Member Posts: 1,605 ✭✭✭
    edited September 10
    I could use a flow chart to convince me to sell some guns....

    I collected guns my entire career for my retirement. 
    Now that I have been retired for 12 years I find myself still buying guns for my retirement.
    I can't believe they misspelled "Pork and Beans!"
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 48,551 ✭✭✭
    I could use a flow chart to convince me to sell some guns....

    I collected guns my entire career for my retirement. 
    Now that I have been retired for 12 years I find myself still buying guns for my retirement.
    Outstanding Plan!  I have that same one myself, but I am going to reform any day now.  As soon as the two mags I just bought arrive...

  • 4205raymond4205raymond Member Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭
    Talked to a Elder Law attorney today. Here I am stuck in NY with all these guns and one foot in the grave. He said " should have used a flow chart years ago, would have made your life a lot simpler."
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭
    Talked to a Elder Law attorney today. Here I am stuck in NY with all these guns and one foot in the grave. He said " should have used a flow chart years ago, would have made your life a lot simpler."

    Hopefully this chart is helpful to you.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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