Bartering for ammo --- Joke
I am in my mid-70's - and I bought a pistol for protection and a part of a box of ammo. A few days later I got lucky and bought two boxes of ammo, because I knew it was getting scarce right now! I put the two boxes on the truck seat and on the way home I stopped for gas, where a gorgeous blonde was filling up her car. Glancing at the ammo, she bent over, showing lots of cleavage and leaned into the passenger window and said in a sexy voice -- "I'm a big believer in barter old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked - "What kind of ammo 'ya' got?"