%^@()*(&(^&#@....danged wife

hillbille

she's on her newest diet kick went to the store yesterday and got a bunch of stuff.  Took off tonight to my sons to do something with daughter-in-law. I opened the freezer and saw a box of those frozen hamburger patties, opened it up and grabbed a couple went out on deck and threw em on grill and sat down and drank a beer while they were grilling.  thought they looked sorta light colored, I never bothered to put my readers on got em done and made a couple burgers, sat down to eat em,,,, aaackkkkkkkk they were turkey burgers, that will teach me to make dinner without my glasses, got most of one down, neighbors dogs got the rest and shared the other one, gonna have to have couple more beers to get rid of the taste............

Henry0Reilly

My wife purported to be vegetarian when she was younger but I've seen her tear into a steak a few times I think she was just going along with the crowd back then. Her diet kick is a shake that I have to keep her supplied in milk for.

Butchdog2

One of my employees wife "was" one of those that don't eat pork religions. After they were married a couple years and a few ham biscuits later she denounced that part of the practice.

NeoBlackdog

Could've been worse!  Might've bitten into a big ol' gob of reconstituted vegetable matter!

mark christian

I always say that enough cold beer will make anything tolerable. 

BobJudy

mark christian said:

I always say that enough cold beer will make anything tolerable. 

Plus a healthy amount of bacon and cheese (is that an oxymoron?) couldn't hurt. Bob

JimmyJack

Came home one night three sheets to the wind and opened the frig.   Wolfed down a tube of sausage turned out to be cat food.  Wasnt half bad.  I bet I wasnt the only one to try that.

gesshots

There is nothing worse than a Soy Burger !

bullshot

I like Turkey burgers, season them right and they are pretty good ................................ beats a "plant" burger.

nmyers

Some poultry processors load up the ground turkey with black pepper.  If you feed it to your dogs, be sure that they access to the yard.

Neal

mac10

better than the soy bergers they make a wuss out of ya

nononsense

From an article about the Impossible Burger:

I haven't been near a BK in order to try one although I'm not sure I want to use my lunch money on an unknown taste treat. I don't even know anyone who has tried one yet... any takers?

Best.