To the Boot Thief

Jabberwock

To the jerk that broke into my hunting cabin in January and stole my boots: Ever since I got into the beaver swamp up over the top of those $150 pair of Irish Setter 1000 gram thinsulate hunting boots, they have had a rancid beaver urine type of smell about them whenever they get heated up by placing a foot in them. I sure do hope you are enjoying that stench. I hope that you have not quite figured it out yet, and you have managed to stink up your whole house, ruin a few pairs of socks, and your wife is angry with you for it.

hillbille

uuuhhh ok then......

NeoBlackdog

That's one heck of a 4th post, Jabberwock!  Them stilthy toves got in there and did a little gyre and gimble in yer wabe, eh?

dunbarboyz

I hope that is all they got!

Gregor62

You will really be pissed when you get your mask back!

RobOz

Might have been a transgender. Just sayin

mohawk600

I guess if I had a pair of smelly boots soaked in beaver piss, I might leave them in the cabin too. Might not be too upset about the disappearance. 

Jabberwock

The vorpal blade went snicker snack!

mohawk600

Off with his head............or better yet...............his legs.

Jabberwock

I picked up a really nice pair of Dryshod rubber boots last weekend. I really like them, I guess there is some good that came out of it. Maybe that poor fellar's feet were cold, and he need those smelly boots more than I did...

4205raymond

Back in the day mid 60's one guy in Army barracks would throw up next to bunk from drinking too much all the time. One of troops filled up his boot with his pee one night. Never happened again. He got the message and threw up in the latrine from then on.------------------Ray

Captplaid

Knew a guy at work who was a bit of a bully. He left his boots under a desk in the shop. He came back to find them filled with oil.

Everyone thought is was hilarious but was careful not to laugh to much or they'd be blamed.

Mr. Perfect

Jabberwock said:

To the jerk that broke into my hunting cabin in January and stole my boots: Ever since I got into the beaver swamp up over the top of those $150 pair of Irish Setter 1000 gram thinsulate hunting boots, they have had a rancid beaver urine type of smell about them whenever they get heated up by placing a foot in them. I sure do hope you are enjoying that stench. I hope that you have not quite figured it out yet, and you have managed to stink up your whole house, ruin a few pairs of socks, and your wife is angry with you for it.

The idea that a boot thief could find and keep a woman.... hilarious!