Wife just told me that Biden got mauled by his own dog over the weekend. Even his dog doesn't like him.
No, he was playing with his dog and broke his own ankle.
Good Doggy. Rumor has it Biden was chasing his tail
That's not what my wife said. I can't imagine that the news readers would make up something like that to grab your attention.😲
Biden was trying to take away the poor Dogs toy and tax it.
I read the Biden's were going to have a CAT in the White House! Bet that pooch is toast!
The ONLY good thing Biden has ever done was rescue that German Shepherd. If I were his age that’s all I’d be wanting to do is hang out with my dog and enjoying life. The last thing I’d ever want on the downslope to 80 is a full time job.
Agree. I see a State funeral in the next few years. I’d ask, was it worth it,Joe?
I think the 1st attempt at pushing him down the stairs failed...
If it had been Trump.......
"BREAKING NEWS... Trump breaks racist foot while kicking poor defenseless black dog."
He will have a go fund me account up in no time...everyone needs to "Chip In" for his medical bills
Oh, I had heard that the dog ran forward just as Joe was bent over sniffing the dog’s head, causing Joe to fall forward and bite the foot he had in his mouth.
I wonder if the dog voted for him? More than once?
I predict that "Creepy Uncle Joey" falls and breaks his hip in the next two years. He will decline quickly and be replaced by the first black woman.
YA! SURE! Blame it on the dog!!
Here is what I read today from Joe.
“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story.”
Now if President Trump has said in an interview - that he pulled a dogs tail - Congress would have launched an investigation and confiscated the dog for an exam, then looked for all of the Presidents previous veterinarians to try to uncover more dog dirt.
With Joe they just laugh and move on.
I know a guy like that
(And) The Mob, the Catholic Church and the Teachers Union were involved. 😉
The dog thought he could be more, but was shown to be just a tool in the larger picture of things. 🤔
Silly Dog. He probably cheated in School. His friends, knew that he could not amount to more but held their tongue lest the Mob, the Catholic Church and the Teachers Union come to his aid and drag them all down.
Their long term goal was met. It is all an insidious conspiracy I tell you.
Extreme NE TN/W NC ya'll. 😁