Life On The Farm...

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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. 

She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" 

I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works." 

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. 

Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?" 

I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." 

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. 

My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"

I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex." 

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

 

She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19. 

Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.

 

She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

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