in case you don't hear from me............

hillbille

today is the wifes birthday, 57 just got back from the store with small cake, had them just put happy 60th on it, gonna tell her its just in case I'm not here for her 60th.......... granddaughter thought it was good idea..

dpmule

Next cake or cupcakes she presents you with, I would check the trash for empty De-Con boxes prior to sampling.

Mule

Mr. Perfect

Might be a self fulfilling prophecy doing something as daring as that.

select-fire

Hope they got the name right.

roswellnative

WEll I hope the doghouse is comfy

BobJudy

I know you'll see her 60th bday. The swelling from your black eyes will be long gone by then. Bob

forgemonkey

Just think how good you’re gonna ‘look’ wearing that cake. 🤣

cbxjeff

Right forgemonkey, we must have pictures too.

😂

Butchdog2

A list of firearms and autos would be nice. She might sell them cheap in a day or so.😲

William81

Been nice knowing you.....😜

Rocky Raab

Self-fulfilling prophecy. You've pretty much guaranteed you won't be there for her 60th.

montanajoe

cruzin for a bruzin

pickenup

Oh sure, blame it on the granddaughter.

Ditch-Runner

if I say any thing even close about time lines I get the mean look and told to shut up .

Brookwood

Well hillbillie, it looks like she will be having her cake, and you'll be eating it too!

Through a straw that is! 😁

buddyb

Good Luck.I accidently got my wife a card that said Happy 87th when she was in her 30s.That happened about 30 years ago and I still hear about it every so often.

BobJudy

Hillbille has been strangely/ominously quiet since his original post! Hope he regains consciousness soon.😁 Bob

select-fire

Any idea what his handle is on the auction side when the Wife lists all his firearms.

Mr. Perfect

https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/comment/11303936#Comment_11303936

Why didn't I think of that?