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Mexican word of the day
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Can we substitute BALDWIN for BIDEN ????????
We are not snowflakes here..............why would the "word of the day" memes offend anyone? It is a funny interpretation of pronouncing words in a second language. I have an Ex-Panamanian and an Ex-Colombian wife. Prolly won't try the water again, but yes they all have a sense of humor.........and all of the Central and South American people talk way more crap about each other than anyone in North America does about them.
What the hell kind of pathetic disclaimer is that? It's got to be multi-ethnic, trans-dimensional and glow in the dark. Here watch this:
A Mexican guy came around looking for work. I said he could paint my porch. An hour later he was back wanting payment, and I gave him a bit extra because he worked so fast. As he left, he called back over his shoulder "By the way man, that ain't no Porch, that's a Ferrari".
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Well, allrighty then, about that car maintenance plan!
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Well a bunch of Mexicans framed my home 16 yrs ago. I recall how upset some on here got and said it would fall apart. Well 16 yrs later only a water heater has been replaced that went out. Home is still as nice as the day built .
now that’s funny
The disclaimer left out Sic Transit Gloria Mundi and sometimes Tuesday.