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Walk On Water
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... or lily pads 🤣
It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
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Too cute.
Good thing there were no large Northern or Muskies in that area....
Ive been walking on water for the last 3 weeks!
Ice boating is acturally happening on our lake😮
Cute!!
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy's, 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him back into the boat and safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me farder, his farder, and his farder before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye farder, ye grandfarder and ye great-grandfarder were all born in January, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya bloody idiot!"