The difference in grandparents ( joke)
The Difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between grandmothers and grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single ******, #####, %%%%%%, $$$%$$$, tree hugger, socialist left wing ******, blind so &so, ,anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun." Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Comments
da' wife read this and she said "If we had a granddaughter, you would be that grandfather."
That one hits close to home here also
Truth
Apparently grandma shops in a better part of town.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
That's funny and hits close to home😆
Just a grandpa trying to not raise liberals.