It never rains in California

Ricci.Wright

They have atmospheric rivers instead of plain old rain like we used to have. The main difference is the atmospheric river stuff is very scary. It is caused by cow farts and the ignorant people who insist on eating beef. Those people need to be taught to eat grass and tofu whether they like it or not.

• "Atmospheric rivers extend thousands of miles from the tropics to the western U.S. They are responsible for up to 65% of the western USA's extreme rain and snow events. Climate change will make atmospheric rivers warmer, more intense and more frequent."
• WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought the western U.S. was in dire need of water. Can they not fill their pools with the atmospheric river water?? And if it is going to be warm then that would be more comfortable for the folks who get caught out in it. Dang, I wish we would have had these atmospheric rivers instead of rain when I was growing up.

waltermoe

I knew eating all this beef over the centuries would come back to bite us in the butt.

Ruger4me

Gotta have sumptin to beyatch about...

Horse Plains Drifter

Yep, that's what the song says.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2Ew52up3A

montanajoe

Hope it helps the drought out

love2shoot

So....are the fires out and is Lake Mead filling up?

brier-49

They would beyoch if they were hung with a new rope

Rocky Raab

"They said, Kalifornie is the place you oughta be..."

Where it burns down, shakes down, slides down, or floods at regular intervals. In between, the streets fill with human feces, gangs rule the cities, illegals get more public help than veterans, and the tyrant in charge is insane.

But the scenery is nice.

MIKE WISKEY

"But the scenery is nice.'..............AND CHANGES DAILY

grdad45

Maybe all that rain will wash the whole state into the Pacific, and it will become a suburb of Honolulu. Sorry Californians, I have a problem with a populace that continually elects commies to their government offices.