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The Devil in church

bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,682 ✭✭✭✭
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One Sunday the preacher was pacing back and forth before the alter, denouncing the devil and suddenly, a puff of smoke and a flash of light startled the entire congregation and the Devil himself appeared right there in front of them. They all screamed and cried and all of them raced for the exits ........................ except for one old gentleman who was seated right in the front pew directly in front of Satin who never even flinched.

The Devil glares at the man and says "I have stricken terror in the hearts of all the congregation sending them screaming and terrified from this church, why are you still sitting here"?

The old man calmly looks at the Devil and said "I'm not afraid of you, hell, I've been married to your sister for 37 years".

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
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