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Old dumb joke
William81
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A man walks into a Porshe dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes.
Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as he turns back, there standing next to him is a salesman.
"Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
The sales man answers, "Sir, since you farted just touching it ....I am really afraid of what you will do when I tell you the price.
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HA!
I like it, kinda reminded me of the movie Pretty Woman in the high class dress shop.
If you have to ask.........you cant afford it!