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How brave or stupid are you......Joke
William81
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True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"😮
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I worked with a fellow many years ago had been out a couple days partying/ drinking
He Came home still intoxicated some what
his wife was ironing clotheshso you know it's beenany years ago
he said I walked up and said how about a hug as he got cclosets her
she just took the iron and stuck it to his stomach. He told he left for a few more days in a big hurry
but many years laterwhen i worked with him in the mid 1970's he still had the brand from that hot iron scared into his stomach .
Don't mess with a mad wife
LOL 😆😆
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. The rest of the house is in equally good shape. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table. I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
He is totally shocked by the loving note. He goes to the kitchen and there is a hot breakfast and morning newspaper ready for him. His son is eating at the table.
He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 a.m. drunk and delirious. You broke some crockery, puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asks, “So why is everything in order and so clean? Why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me? I should expect to have a big quarrel with your mom!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off,…you said, ‘Lady Leave Me Alone! I’m Married!’”
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