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Done my part (jokes)
savage170
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A girl knocked on my door today…
Asking for a donation for the local swimming pool…. so I gave her a glass of water
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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
That's funny! I tried to order a Mohair sweater at that very same store but was told that they have been out of them since Moe died back in '75.
🙄
After eating my meal at a Cafe I asked the waitress if she accepts tips?
When she said yes I said "Plant your corn early this year"
Jed Clampett used the same tip when they told him to tip the chauffer.
Best tip:
One good turn....gets most of the blankets😉
😃😃
Yes. You have done enough. 😁
Stop.
Please Stop. 🙄
(And) I will add another good "tip."
"Don't play with Rattlesnake's." 😮
My first State Park boss liked to tell waitresses as a tip, "A rolling dog gathers no bones." - then wondered why his drink tasted like soap next time he came in.
This place is simply getting out of control.
Do you know how cold it was in Mississippi? Tuplio.
Better
Tip "Never Look Directly Into The Sun"😎
Best tip left around here is "Don't take any wooden nickels"
Probably the reason most eateries now add the tip to the bill.
There's a sign at a local brew/food joint that uses a staff tip system (where it is split so the service is awesome because everyone waits on everyone). It says:
"Put in the tip, just the tip. The bigger it is the better it will feel".
😁😂🤣