Hallmark Greeting Card rejects !

William81

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and

so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the

sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

I sure am good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Merlinnv12

William, you are one sick puppy, but funny and we all love you!

cbxjeff

A girl has the right to be ugly ... some just abuse it. (a sexist would say)

montanajoe

😄😄😄

hillbille

when I was working midnights I thought one up for a lady who came in early to work it was her birthday.

You ask them if they have heard the latest report from the department of the forestry service. which states that an ordinary tree that falls in the woods takes xx 1/2 years to decompose. ( you just make it 6 months shorter than the age they are turning. ex- if they are turning 50 you say 49 1/2 to turn to dirt) then say CONGRATULATIONS you are now officially older than dirt!!!!!!!!

she didn't think it was as funny as everyone else in the breakroom...........