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Old people joke.....one of the best one's I've heard....

toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,009 ✭✭✭✭
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An elderly couple go in for their annual exam. The doctor says that physically they are doing fine, but their ability to remember things seems to be fading a bit. He recommends that they start writing things down so they don't forget them.

Later that day, the couple is sitting at home watching TV, and the husband asks the wife if she wants anything from the kitchen when he goes in there.

Wife: "Sure, I'll take a bowl of ice cream, but you better write it down before you forget it"

Husband: "Sure, ice cream, I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it"

Wife: "I'd also like some strawberries too, but you better write it down so don't forget"

Husband: "Sure, strawberries on your ice cream, I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it"

Wife: " I'd also like some whipped cream on it please, but you'd better write it down before you forget it"

Husband: "Sure, strawberries and whipped cream on your ice cream, I'll remember it"

After about 15 minutes of banging around in the kitchen, the husband comes out with a plate of bacon and eggs. The wife looks down and stares for a moment, and then asks, "where's my toast"????

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