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Dumb Blonde Joke for a Saturday night

William81William81 Member Posts: 24,634 ✭✭✭✭
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'


The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible! So many men dying like that.


Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'


After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?

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    William81William81 Member Posts: 24,634 ✭✭✭✭

    Thanks....someone sent that to me a while back.....

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    mike55mike55 Member Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭✭

    Yep, never heard that one before.......that is rare in itself......plus it was funny!

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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,066 ******

    LOL,,

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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 35,042 ✭✭✭✭

    That’s a good one. I will be using it

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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,416 ***** Forums Admin

    Good one!

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    nonisnonis Member Posts: 2 ✭

    This blonde walking down mail street comes across this showroom of all these expensive sports

    cars and says I don't really need a new car but I'll just look around to see what they have after waling

    around the show room for over 2 hours she spots one in the corner OH I just gotta check this one

    out! she walks around the car 6 or 7 times finely she opens the drivers door bends over to check out

    the quality of the material of the interior and lets a FART she says OH I hope nobody heard that she

    straightens up turns around a salesman says can I help you ma'am? Blonde says how much is this

    car? Salesman says ma'am you farted just checking out the quality of the material of the interior and

    you'll * if I tell you the price of this car!


    Blonde's husband comes home every day and tells his blonde wife a blonde joke. One day his wife

    says I'm not a dumb blonde I'M smart, I memorized all the capitals of the states! He though for a

    moment and then said Ohio she said "O"

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