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Thug life! LOL

Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 65,902 ******
edited June 29 in General Discussion

Man [putting diesel in his pickup]

Interviewer [walks up]: You mind if we ask you a quick question?

Man: Sure go ahead, what you got?

Interviewer: We're doing a survey and we're asking people, what would you do if somebody broke into your house with the intentions to rob and harm your family?

Man: Oh, I'd call 8-1-1.

Interviewer: 8-1-1? You mean 9-1-1?

Man: No, 8-1-1, because I'm gonna need to know where to dig a hole.

Some will die in hot pursuit
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain


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