Thug life! LOL
Man [putting diesel in his pickup]
Interviewer [walks up]: You mind if we ask you a quick question?
Man: Sure go ahead, what you got?
Interviewer: We're doing a survey and we're asking people, what would you do if somebody broke into your house with the intentions to rob and harm your family?
Man: Oh, I'd call 8-1-1.
Interviewer: 8-1-1? You mean 9-1-1?
Man: No, 8-1-1, because I'm gonna need to know where to dig a hole.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain