Come on!! You know it's true!!
Do you know how to tell if the stage you're playing on is level?
The drummer's drooling out of both sides of his mouth evenly!
What does a drummer use for birth control?
"...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." 🍺 🇺🇲 🍔
I used to play drums.
A brother in law living in your basement.
"This Is Spinal Tap!!" 😲
I still play. Recently bought a Roland electronic kit so I can play without disturbing the whole neighborhood. :)
Q. What do you do with someone that can't play an instrument?
A. Give them 2 sticks, put them in Percussion.
Q. What if they can't play the drums?
A. Take one stick away, stand them in front of the band.