shoulda known better..........
we have a big flat sandstone rock in front of the porch in the wifes flower bed and had our name painted on it with the incorporated date. well its only been 3-4 years and most of the paint has worn off and the stone itself is allmost black. I have noticed on the side of the interstate a small slip or rocks and they are flat pieces of blue slate. well today on the way home I had the grandson with me and decided to climb up and get one.
well since the hip replacement, lets just say I am not as nimble as I once was. we climbed up about 30-40 feet above the road and found a nice flat stone about an inch to inch and half thick and about 30 inches or so around. I told the grandson this one would work, so down we started, lets just say going up was easier than going down. I slid more than walked, as soon as I would get my footing I would loose it and down I went, We did make it to the bottom with the rock in one piece, more than I can say for myself, as I left a lot of hide on the side of the hill. I just hope momma is happy with her new rock!! I know it is gonna cost me a limp for the next week or so. gotta wonder how many of those folks in the passing cars were laughing their butts off.........
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Wait till you get the bill for stealing the rock??
“as I left a lot of hide on the side of the hill.”
Wait till ya get the HAZMAT bill !! 🤣
All those passers must have laughed at a guy stealing rock. At least you can sell hubcaps.
I have done the same, rock for reptile exhibits, aquariums, cactus gardens.
Next time, let's go for the hubcaps.
Your grandson should have taken a video and posted it to youtube!!!🤣.
Look on the positive side. You had a mission you set out to do and you got it done. And made memories for your grandson and you. Aspirin the food for us older generation.
Just think hillbille, that rock has been there waiting for you and your grandson for over a million years!
You may be a bit sore for a while but you sure made that rocks day special!!! 😁
During our trip to NM last year, Grandson saw a rock he thought was worth bringing home. He was ready to get out and grab it when I cautioned him to check for rattlesnakes before picking it up. He was not interested in a stupid rock anymore.😏
"If everyone takes a rock, there will be no rocks left..." Eye Roll.
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Did you put them back exactly the way you found them? I sure hope so, you low down rock thief. 😂
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
Thou shale not steal. Or take rocks for granite. Just lava them alone. Of quartz they are pretty, but they're best left just obsidian there.