very old joke
Ditch-Runner
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Ok my groaner for the month.
when God finished up Adam and Eve all was good
he decided to give a gift to them but decided to let them choose between the two gifts on their own
he called them and said I have two gifts I will give you one for each
but you will need to choose who gets each one
God said 1st the gift to be able stand up and P
Adam was over come with the idea started begging. oh please give it to me I would truly love to stand and P he was just so thrilled about it
Eve said you know God it means so much to Adam just let him have thet gift
Adam was so excited he started acting like a sprinkler, writing his name with his stream just so happy beyond imagination of his gift
God and Eve were just in aww as Adam went running off into the woods to show off his talent
then God said well Eve, I guess you will get the second gift
she what is it?
God replied Brains 😁
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Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden one day feeling very lonely so God asked him "What is wrong with you today?"
Adam said that he did not have anyone to talk to. God said "I am going to make you a companion. She will gather food for you and cook it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will wait on you hand and foot and praise you and bear your children. And she will never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of the children.
Adam asked God, "Wow someone like that must be very costly. What will a woman like that cost?"
God replied, "It will cost an arm and a leg".
Then Adam asked "Oh, ok.......Well, what can I get for a riib?"
Three nuns were traveling at night and got into a terrible car accident. They all died, and when they reached the pearly gates, Saint peter said “ you will each have to answer a question correctly before you can enter heaven.” He asked the first one who gave birth to baby Jesus? She answered.” That’s easy, it was MARY.” And the bells rang, and the gates opened.
He asked the second one who was baby Jesus father? She answered.” that’s an easy one, it was Joseph.” And the bells rang, and the gates opened.
Then he asked the third one. What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him? She answered,” oh, that’s a hard one” and the bells rang, and the gates opened.
"Watch out, I think this thing is gonna explode!"