Set of Jake Brakes- large
Cow Bells- many
Kettle Drum- several
Bubble making machine for you & your ballroom dancing friends, like the one Lawrence Welk used back in his day......😀
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
You’ll need a kazoo and some plastic buckets to beat on.
Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit and Jody got married. I shoulda known we'd never get far.
my grand father and his family could play various instruments but living in the middle of no where in Tennesse what else you going to do
I have zero talent on such things.
best I can do is play the radio and pick my nose 😕
Don’t forget the musical washboard 🤣
Yeah, and a pair of spoons to rattle up and down all over your body.
And a Jews harp. Boing boing boing!!
Is this gonna be classical music? Some tannerite for the cannon sounds in the 1812 overture would probably work. Bob
Got ya covered on the Jakes.
Don't forget a moonshine jug😜 or a wash tub
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
"COWBELL, WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!"
Extreme NE TN/W NC ya'll. 😁
I was CowBell guy last year for Halloween.
I won most creative and also crowd favorite at our Pub.
Fine looking cowbell! Not sure about the display manikin, kinda scary!
Where you been, Brother?
(And) Why you gotta scare the little kid's, like that?
I made the cowbell out of one of the tall, skinny disposable propane bottles.
Luckily the Pub is not well lighted.
You know, they Sell Cowbells also, Chief.
Got an old bell off a locomotive engine I can loan you. But if you ring it enough times don’t blame me if you find your self saying, WHAT DID YOU SAY.
If any of the structures in the background were a jake brake, they'd have something
Well, that was 20 seconds of my life I will never get back! Had to stop at at 20 seconds because my ears were bleeding.
I hope you can do better than that, JOE
I'm thinking something like this with jake brakes;
I've always been a loner. Bandmates seem to always develop huge ego's and unwanted drama follows.
This is the way to go! Now you will never have to divide the spoils of the many gigs you play and have all those cute groupies to yourself! 😁
It should be mandatory that before graduation from high school every student should have to listen to the long version of,, In A Gadda Da Vida.
We did have the best music back then.
Ya know Joe, Jakes ain't nuthin to look at.......
That's beautiful man