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Deer camp joke
savage170
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That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Bubba?" the others asked.
"He had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there, and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Bubba!"
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Heard on the news yesterday that a bear broke into a home and ate a dead woman.
Goood one Savage! Woulda been my choice too…
Pretty sure ole Bubba was just playing dead so he didn't have to help tote that huge beast of a deer back to camp!
But.......then again.......
Good One🤣
Another hunting camp joke........
Ollie and Swen headed out on opening day. Late in the afternoon, Ollie fell out off the third step of his tree stand and broke his leg. Swen packed him up and ran him to the local doctor. The Dr. started working on Ollie while Swen sat in the waiting room. A few minutes later the Doc came out and told Swen that Ollie had passed away. Swen was stunned by the situation. The Doctor put his hand on Swen's shoulder and said.....
"He would have made it if you hadn't field dressed him....."😲
Well, the year before that, Ollie and Swen were to following some tracks and were arguing whether or not they were deer or elk tracks but before they could agree on what they were, a train came along and ran over them!
LOL, 😄😄😄