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Hot Momma walks up to me sitting at my computer. "How do my new jeans look??" I said turn around!

dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,882 ✭✭✭✭
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All you cowards would have lied wouldn't you!!😁

My response was "Oh Hell no!! Those are nasty!!"

Her response was "What's wrong with them??"

Needless to say, only the correct response is going to save your fanny at this point!!

"Baby, those make your cute little behind size 2/4 look like a very uncute 8/10."

She looked at me for a moment, went and changed, came back out and said I will return them. "Let's go." It surprises me but she actually listens to my opinion. But then I have much better taste than she does. She hates it when I say this but it is VERY true!!

As I like to tell her, I have this young (In relation to me), beautiful wife. You have an old crippled up husband. Who has the best taste??

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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 21,858 ✭✭✭✭

    Didn't go with the "it'll look better on the floor in a pile" cue in the bonchika bow wow musac. Or "PHAT".

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  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,717 ******

    Reminds me of an old TV commercial where Honest Abe at the Whitehouse is asked by his wife Mary "Does this dress make me look fat?"


    Ole Abe with a very blank look on his face just looks at the camera and says nothing!

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  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,219 ✭✭✭✭

    Good for you .

    Being honest minot always be the right answer but best to not lie


    my wife would never ask me That question

    We both know the answer so why ask

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  • chmechme Member Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭✭

    ONLY thing Oprah Winfrey said that I agree with:

    It's not the jeans that make me look fat- it's the biscuits and gravy!

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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,381 ******

    That's how I handle those things too.

    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,510 ✭✭✭✭

    I'm always honest with her when she ask. Then I run into the other room and lock the door. My wife has horrible taste in clothes. She tries to look like an old maid.

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  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,882 ✭✭✭✭

    Lord have mercy Oakie. For your personal health and safety make real sure Donna isn't looking over your shoulder!!!

    Looking like an old maid?? She see's that and you better start sleeping with both eyes open!!😁

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