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Joke (safe for the grandkids)
savage170
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary
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You would get blank stare from my grandkids.
Wow. You guys took this downhill fast.
"Safe-for-grandkids" one minute, Jeffrey Damher the next.
Don't quit your day job.
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A father rattle snake was teaching his son how to bite people. They hid out near a rock on a hiking trail. The first hiker to come by was an airline pilot. The Sr. snake rattled his tail and bit the guy. They moved on to another place on the trail and a school teacher walked by. The Sr. snake hid by a trail marker and bit the teacher as she walked by.
The older snake asked his son, Do you think you got it.. The youngster enthusiastically said I am ready to give it a shot.... They moved on to another spot on the trail and got set up and ready to go. The two hid out behind a tree and waited. Soon enough an attorney came walking near. As the youngster was poised to strike the attorney, the Sr. snake whispered "Let this one go" After the lawyer walked on down the trail, the young snake asked "why didn't you let me bite that attorney....
The Father snake replied ' Professional courtesy"
What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
A chicken sees-a-salad!!!
Oh Yeah!! That just happened!! 🤣🤣🤣
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
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