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Quirky country song lines
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- I got tears in my ears from lying on my back cryin'over you.
- I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- She got the ring I got the finger.
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Don't remember if it's country but… Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life.
Also, similar to no. 3… She got the gold mine, I got the shaft. Jerry Reed
Thank God and Greyhound she's gone!
"I wish I had your happiness
And you had a do-wacka-do
Wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do"
So many Roger Miller lines, so little time!
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd………….😄
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
That Jerry Reed song gets my vote.
Neo black dog
Beat me I had ready to post I just never hit post oh well
Reguardless of who posted its a classic LOL
Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.
I bought the shoes that just walked out on me .
Then there's almost anything by Robert Earl Keen…
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Until he sang, "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad"
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me 😁
moms got her boobs out come on kids time to leave
how do you do my name is Sue and I am going to kill you
Ya' beat me to it!
"We just smiled and waived, sitt'n on that sack of seeds" Jim Stafford's Wild Wood Weed.
He left me at the Rio Grande,he left me for a man.
'I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.'
David Allen Coe, 'The Perfect Country Song'.
Brad Steele
” I once spent three days lost on the Cloverleaf”
"Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm trying to kiss you good bye"………………….😲
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
All my exes live in Texas…..
I only talk to God when I need a favor
"When you're Hot you're Hot"……………Jerry Reed, 😛
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
My not have been country-western but "I got a rose between my toes from walking thru the hothouse to you baby"
She's acting single & I'm drinking doubles!
"you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille ..
" four hungry children and the crops in the field "
"You Were only a Splinter as I slid Down the Bannister of Life"
”Tequila makes her clothes fall off…”
"Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime…"
She was tall and she was limber
And her timber she was fine
But her lips were poison oak and turpentine
She was seasoned, I was green
Yes, my darling lumber queen
Wound me round her finger like a clinging vine
Now I hang around the shack
Just a lonesome lumberjack
Might have known her heart was wooden from the start
When she smashed away her charms
There was splinters in my arms
She made toothpicks of the timber of my heart
When she rolled me down that hill and she run me through the mill
She made toothpicks of the timber of my heart
Not quirky. Just hoping her dreams of having her songs heard come true.
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Black mountain, black coffee, black powder in your lungs.
Only see a black limousine when somebodys days are done.
Hard living, hard working, hard hat upon your head. And the hardest pill to swallow is you'll be here till your dead.
Everything looks different ever since the mine shut down. Ghosts are walking round these streets that used to stand so proud. Safe to say they're just two ways to make a living now. Selling pills or wooden boxes to put folks in the ground. Guess that's how you get out of a coal town...
Toby Keith, The Taliban Song:
"We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban!"
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose .
"Roses are red and violets are purple. Sugar's sweet and so's maple syrup-ul". - Dang Me by Roger Miller
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
He has some funny song ones too!
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