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My solution to the campus Gaza protests!!

dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2 in Politics

Go to several biker bars in the area. Tell the bikers that the police presence will be pulled at a certain time. Tell them they have X number of hours to take care of the problem. Explain to the bikers that deaths are not acceptable but bruises and the occasional broken bone is OK.

I'm guessing that 15 minutes after the bikers show up that what ever the number of protesters is, all will be heading for mommies basement, never to be seen again!!😂😁😂😋

Such an easy fix!!!

Comments

  • Kevin_LKevin_L Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭

    Another is to ignore them. They're not protesting anything; they're just looking for attention which the media and others give them every time.

    🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲

  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,241 ✭✭✭✭

    So no Soylent Green trucks?

  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,313 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2

    so many easy solutions but the democrats want to coddle their voters. so none of it will happen same with the southern border

  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 21,988 ✭✭✭✭

    So like "The Purge" without the killing.

    I do wonder how many are actually students? I reckon if they are and are caught no biden "tuition" forgiveness for them. But since they allowed this silliness let them deal with it while the cops and population sit off campus. Be fun to see PMCs in Yale. I can see child soldiers with a Yale t-shirt wielding manchettes.

  • Kevin_LKevin_L Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭

    The Babylon Bee has some advice…

    I especially like #4

    🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲

  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,241 ✭✭✭✭

    Be careful @waltermoe or we'll nominate you for President! You can run as the candidate for the GunBroker party.

  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******

    My solution is a bit different. Turn Gaza into a glass parking lot and then they will have nothing to protest. Problem solved.

    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,242 ******

    They will receive no punishment whatsoever. In fact, there will be no record of their arrest.

  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,242 ******
  • NotDraconNotDracon Member Posts: 66 ✭✭

    Hey, it's me. The dissonant chord. Well, here goes the behavior that's expected of me:

    They're protesting their universities being complicit in the Israel offensive, sending money obtained from tuition the students paid. I'd be angry too if my college was using my money to invest in killing kids, too.

    Get the bikers to help as additional muscle to keep the cops at bay when they return? That's a great idea, very unexpected plan from a regular poster here. I mean, the only other way to interpret this plan is that you want gangs of bikers descending upon college youths to beat the crap out of them while the police have their back turned, which is absolutely abhorrent so it can't be that one.

    They sure did. Hey, uh, could anyone remind me what the popular protests in the 60s were against? Just to be sure that the side of "the people spraying high pressure hoses at protesters" was the morally correct side to be on at the time.

    No dissent allowed, huh? "Millions of people have shed their blood and paid a heavy price to keep that flag flying" If the actions taken against the protestors are any indicator, that flag is flying for no reason other than the aesthetics right now.

    How about we ship all the protestors to the universities in Gaza instead? Wait… hold on… I'm checking the news right now. Oh, it turns out there aren't any left, what with Israel flattening all of them from the air. Oops. Well, that was probably for a good reason. They seem on track to carrying out that glassed parking lot plan anyway, also presumably for good reasons.

  • chris8X57chris8X57 Member Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭✭

    I wonder if the resident Hamas supporter here has ever read Exodus or Mila 18, or studied what happened to the Jews of Kiev in 1941 in the ravines of Babi Yar, or the Warsaw ghetto, or a thousand other places throughout eastern Europe.

    The Jewish population in the Middle East has a good reason for hitting back with an iron fist when provoked, but some people seem to ignore history and go with the current media narrative.

  • Kevin_LKevin_L Member Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭

    You guys are just feeding him, you know. He gets off on spinning you up. Best to just ignore the inflammatory style and move on.

    🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲

  • 4205raymond4205raymond Member Posts: 3,365 ✭✭✭✭

    Kevin, 100+ move on ————————Ray

  • chiefrchiefr Member Posts: 14,108 ✭✭✭✭

    Probably a matter of time before he ends up on long time friend Nunn's radar if he is not already.

  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,242 ******

    What does Palestine produce? Do they have industry? Agriculture? Oil? Mining?

    I suspect they survive off handouts.

    They bite the hand that feeds them.

  • truthfultruthful Member Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭✭

    The campus Gaza protesters seem to have solved their own problem. School is out for the summer, and they all have gone home to free-load off Daddy and Mommy for the next three months. Then it'll be back to pretending to being educated.

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