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OK ... A few more jokes..
William81
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I get these in emails from time to time so have a chuckle
—Why do North Koreans draw the best straight lines? They have a supreme ruler.
—I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
—How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Comments
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burned his lips on the tailpipe!
All cooks to contemplate: If you boil a funny bone do you get laughing stock?
Just got fired from the calendar shop, I took too many days off.
My dentist hates me, I always try to set my appointments for tooth hurty.
South Korea played North Korea in hockey and destroyed them. The final:
South Korea - 8
North Korea - didn’t.
Brad Steele
A lady knocked on my door asking for a donation for the park's swimming pool.
I gave her a glass of water.
A charity group stopped and ask if I could give something for the floods in Pakistan, I told them sorry my hose reaches to the end of the driveway
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
The Scoutmaster asked the mechanic if he was able to fix the horn on his car. The mechanic replied, "Beep repaired."
HO, that one will be hard to cap.
Outdated but correct for today: Why do hurricanes only have Girl Names? Ans: l have never heard of a ''HIMMICANE"😜