FISHING WITH ELECTRIC GOODIES

MOMMASBOY

ANYBODY EVERY USE PHONES OR CHARGERS TO CATCH CATFISH? IT SURE WORKS. THIS IS WHAT I AM TOLD ONLY THO. I WOULD NOT TELL A LIE

Slash0311

Go find a different forum. This is paintball.

COLT

...I was "told", that such little "generators", like crankin kind...can SHOCK the pee-wo-doodle out of the person using them as well, I was "told"...I would not lie.

MOMMASBOY

SOUNDS LIKE SLASH IS ANGRY WITH ME(US). I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO GO FISHING AND GET OFF HERE. I HATE TO LOOSE FRIENDS SHAME OF IT ALL

Slash0311

Go find a different forum. This is paintball.

fishermanben

My friend's Uncle Jim is a Central Florida redneck. He is an absolute hoot to be around, and if he ever takes you fishing or hunting, you will come out a winner. Well his best buddy John, had a cousin and his friend coming down from New Jersey. They wanted to go fishing and they wanted to catch fish, but they really didn't fit into this group of rowdy rebs, and were in fact, kind of annoying to the group.

Well the night came when they were going out to get some gator, and do some fishing. Jim had his boat set up for "monkey fishin'". Which pretty much is their code for shocking fish. Well, he knew that these NJ boys might not be real keen on the idea of shocking, so he came up with a plan. He made a fish call. The fish call was made of an old rubber hose w/ a funnel on the end. He taped long strips of alluminum foil to the end of the funnel to help with the "reverberation". It had some secret pieces in the tube, that he refused to disclose. It was, after all, a family secret. They took those boys out, and had them all drunked up, and blowing into this rubber hose. But, no fish would surface when the NJ boys were using it. So John would get up and say: Dammit give me that thing. He'd stick it into the water, blow into it, and Jim would pop the switch, and up would float the fish.

They had these NJ boys completely fooled. They were talking about how it was the most amazing thing they'd ever seen in their life. Well, they went home, and two days later they called. They apologized, and hoped he wouldn't mind, but they had contacted a patent attorney, and if he would just give them the plans on how to make that call, they could make him a millionare. He declined. He "just never had much use for money."

Ben

COLT

...[:D][:D][:D]...NJ, you don't say...[:D]

tazzer

Slash0311

you need to reread the forum you are in hehe [:D] you'v been hijacked [:D][:D][:D][;)]

End of the Line

Remember the only time a fishinerman tells the truth is when he calls another a liar![:D]

COLT

...not a lie,..."embellishment"...[:D]