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  • Navy_SARNavy_SAR Member Posts: 4 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not very PC, but here is my favorite jodie:

    My girl's a vegetable
    She lives in a hospital
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    She has a green TV
    It's called an EKG
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    She has no arms or legs
    That's why we call her pegs
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    Sometimes I play a joke
    Pull the plug and watch her choke
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    Each time she breaths in air
    She sounds like Darth Vader
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    She prefers pur?ed food
    Sucks it down with a plastic tube
    But I would do anything
    To keep her alive

    When I checked into my first sea duty command, the Command Master Chief welcomed me by saying "Welcome to the command and BOHICA" I soon found out that BOHICA stood for Bend Over Here It Comes Again! 2 days later I was on my way to Cuba for a 3 month deployment.
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