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Trumps qualifications

gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,091 ✭✭✭
edited June 2016 in Politics
He may not have been my/your/our first choice, but he does have ALL these qualifications.
The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

Obama is against Trump... Check

The Media are against Trump... Check

The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check

The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check

The Pope is against Trump... Check

The UN is against Trump... Check

The EU is against Trump... Check

China is against Trump... Check

Mexico is against Trump... Check

Soros is against Trump... Check

Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check

Move On is against Trump... Check

Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check

Bushes are against Trump ... Check

Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check

Hillary & Bernie are both against Trump ... Check

Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check

Islam is against Trump ... Check

Kasich & Cruz are against Trump ... Check

Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check


NOW THAT BEING SAID...


It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have.

If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES--- all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time!!

Most of all, it will be the People's Choice...


PLUS


He's not a Lifetime Politician...Check

He's not a Lawyer.....Check

He's not doing it for the money...Check

He's a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents. . .

Bonus points . . !

Whoopi says she will leave the country...

Rosie says she will leave the country...

Sharpton says he will leave the country...

Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...

Cher says she will leave the country...

Cyrus says she will leave the country...

The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail....

Hillary will go to jail.....

The budget will be balanced in 8 years....

Americans will have first choice at jobs.....

You will not be able to marry your pet....

You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify... (Not a criminal, etc.)

Only live registered U.S. citizens can vote....

You can have and keep your own doctor.....

You can say whatever you want without being called a racist, Islamophobic, xenophobic, etc....

He will make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP!
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  • RocklobsterRocklobster Member Posts: 7,060 ✭
    edited November -1
    You left out He already has unlimited money, all that's left is unlimited POWER...Check

    (BTW, I like the Koch brothers).
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  • NOAHNOAH Member Posts: 9,690
    edited November -1
    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]
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  • M1A762M1A762 Member Posts: 3,426 ✭
    edited November -1
    Trump's qualifications beat the hell out of hitllary's known disqualifications! [:)]

    If the * is elelcted she will be the first President in office on Huber law release![:(!][:(!]
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  • GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]


    I don't see anything incorrect that he posted. Hillary 2016. [B)]
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  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll take Trump over any Democrap candidate anytime and I support Hillary in Jail
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  • callktulucallktulu Member Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Last time I checked, the ONLY qualifications needed to be POTUS:

    1) Over 35 years of age
    2) Natural-born citizen of the United States of America.
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  • gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,091 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]



    So........You'll vote for Billary.
    You must be stupid.
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  • GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]



    So........You'll vote for Billary.
    You must be stupid.
    He has Trump living rent free inside his head, just like Obama. It's amusing.
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  • NOAHNOAH Member Posts: 9,690
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]



    So........You'll vote for Billary.
    You must be stupid.[:X]not as much as you[;)]
    He has Trump living rent free inside his head, just like Obama. It's amusing.
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  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Trump will make a MUCH better President than Carter and Ford. (Put together).

    PLUS, rarely if ever, someone has posted any kind of a list that contains 99% of the items most Trump supporters would agree with.

    Maybe someone can find one that shouldn't be on the list?
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  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh Come on Noah Tell them Why you Really Hate him [B)]quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]
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  • NOAHNOAH Member Posts: 9,690
    edited November -1
    since you think you know, why don't you tell us why i MIGHT hate him Woodshed[;)]
    PS i don't hate anyone i don't know personally does that make sense to you ,
    i just don't believe in his principles and leadership ability . does that make sense to you woodyquote:Originally posted by woodshed87
    Oh Come on Noah Tell them Why you Really Hate him [B)]quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]
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  • perry shooterperry shooter Member Posts: 17,105 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think I can support YOU views all we seem to do is investigate why someone does something AFTER the event you should investigate before the event. OH you did that and see no reason to restrict Him Then you are saying it is oK to have thousands just like the last 20 that have killed us . Wake up anyone that wants to kill you today May act on that desire tomorrow. He does not represent all MUSLIMS but he does
    Represent all GUN OWNERS [V][:(!] WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
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  • gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,091 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH
    since you think you know, why don't you tell us why i MIGHT hate him Woodshed[;)]
    PS i don't hate anyone i don't know personally does that make sense to you ,
    i just don't believe in his principles and leadership ability . does that make sense to you woodyquote:Originally posted by woodshed87
    Oh Come on Noah Tell them Why you Really Hate him [B)]quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]






    But yet you will then vote for a criminal named Hillary?
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  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE [:D]
    What's next?
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by callktulu
    Last time I checked, the ONLY qualifications needed to be POTUS:

    1) Over 35 years of age
    2) Natural-born citizen of the United States of America.


    I don't think #2 applies anymore. All you need is a phony birth certificate.
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  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ...revolution.....
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  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimi
    [:D] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE [:D]


    4 million views,, well,, one comment and it made sense:
    this song helps me take a ****.
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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    he had an impressive speech 6-22-16
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  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I want to marry his daughter.
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  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,672 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    I want to marry his daughter.


    So does he.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    I want to marry his daughter.


    So does he.
    That's outta character for you...[xx(][xx(]
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  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,672 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pwillie
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    I want to marry his daughter.


    So does he.
    That's outta character for you...[xx(][xx(]


    Google 'trump: If she wasn't my daughter'

    He said it first.[:I]

    Edit: My apologies; I mis-quoted him.

    He actually said: 'If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, I'd be dating her.'

    Marriage was not mentioned by him. Please excuse the lapse in my memory.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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  • drl50drl50 Member Posts: 2,496 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad
    quote:Originally posted by NOAH

    WOW your swimming in trump piss bowl [:0] you drank his yellow koolaid[xx(]



    So........You'll vote for Billary.
    You must be stupid.

    It seems that many here think that criticism of the presumptive republican candidate, means that one intends to vote for his opponent. So , up front, that is not my intention. I will not. The Art of War, says "know your enemy". The Clintons, together, have been impeached, indicted, justifiably berated and have been socialist political patriarchs/matriarchs for decades. Yet they are able to continue to ride the crest of their wave. They are master campaigners. They have truly shrewd managers, whose advice and strategy they follow. They know their enemy and his weaknesses. His Pocahontas, "look at my African American", golf course antics have already shifted , not a balance of favor, but a wave of disdain, from Hillary Clinton to himself. With over 4 months until the general election, he is heading the wrong way fast. I'll still vote for him, in lieu of the alternative, but I think it's apparent that the republican party has managed to nominate the only candidate that may fail to beat Hillary Clinton. Don't focus on why she is a worse choice, focus on a candidate whose ego dominates his personality, his judgement, his temper, and the value of advisors.
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  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,672 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I tend to agree, dlr50.

    If Trump continues to fall in the polls up through to the convention, the party has a very real and a very legitimate decision to make.

    If it apparent that Trump will never be President, does not the party have an obligation to find a replacement? Obviously many of Trump's supports would reject such an option and would probably and understandably stay home come election day.

    The GOP has a tough row to hoe. If too many in 'the establishment' come out and openly and vigorously support Trump, some of his anti-establishment shine is tarnished. If they do not come out in support, they are accused of undermining his candidacy.

    If Trump is to try and gather Sanders supporters, for example. Does Paul Ryan help or hurt by a strong endorsement? I would think a strong endorsement by the establishment GOP has a greater potential of dissuading potential supporters than bringing them in.

    Perhaps the reaction by Ryan (and others) is a calculated response.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad


    He may not have been my/your/our first choice, but he does have ALL these qualifications.
    The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

    Obama is against Trump... Check
    The Media are against Trump... Check
    The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check
    The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check
    The Pope is against Trump... Check
    The UN is against Trump... Check
    The EU is against Trump... Check
    China is against Trump... Check
    Mexico is against Trump... Check
    Soros is against Trump... Check
    Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check
    Move On is against Trump... Check
    Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check
    Bushes are against Trump ... Check
    Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check
    Hillary & Bernie are both against Trump ... Check
    Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check
    Islam is against Trump ... Check
    Kasich & Cruz are against Trump ... Check
    Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check


    You left out a large majority of potential voters are against Trump.
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,381 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by TooBig
    I'll take Trump over any Democrap candidate anytime and I support Hillary in Jail
    Trump IS a democrat. Mind blown yet?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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