Damn women

crash2usaf

My wife won't let me get a beretta storm.... I believe this is a violation of my 2nd amendment, however when I argued this she threatened to violate me. Now I need to find a friend that needs a "place to store his new gun"


Any advice out there about gun grabbing wives (Umm careful how you read this statement)

cce1302

Buy her a Tomcat. Put rosewood grips on it. Show her how pretty it is. Take her shooting.

Or just man up and beg for one. Reason her into it.

crash2usaf

Tried to dress up my Hoo hoo like that didnt work...

gunphreak

My woman knows better... my only advice is, she gets over it, or she doesn't. I don't think this is an issue that would relate to divorce or anything, but if it does, you're better off without her.

Next time around, marry someone who has beliefs like yours, or don't commit to them.

crash2usaf

She doesnt mind the guns just the price tag...

gunphreak

Oh...

OK, I wish I knew this sooner.

"$550.00 is not a lot when your life is on the line. It may be one day, and I want to come out on top."

kamikazetsunamis

SUE HER

crash2usaf

The gun would cost less than the damn lawyers, and I would most likely loose. I think my solution is to covertly save up enough and sneak it in the house after she has forgotten about it.... I think I might go hang out at my preferred gun store with a bucket and a guitar that says "will stop singing for gun money"