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Anyone want a job?

gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
edited November 2005 in Bow Hunting and Target Archery
I need a new secretary. Mine was a not so recovering crack addict... need a new one....

its all about pucks and bucks
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  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    Can I have a desk outside? wait I hate sitting at a desk. and people suck. No I don't want no stinkin' job. [:D]



    If huntin' is a sport, then your lookin at an athlete- T-shirt

    Gun bans have never accomplished anything, other than to create a safe working environment for criminals.
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  • excaliburexcalibur Member Posts: 109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    OH ok I will take it..

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  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
    Seems like a complicated job to me if you can't be a crack addict.



    NRA Life Member ---"A pocket knife, a clean hankey, and a pistol... things I can use." - Ted Nugent
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    Oh did I mention that the desk faces the front of the building which faces a parking lot? .... I guess it would help to mention that it is the beach parking lot[:D] great view during the summer. I will (and DO)look at the guys and there are plenty of bikinis for you guys to look at.

    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    Nude beach I might consider. But you have no snow, snow makes following a blood trail real easy.

    If huntin' is a sport, then your lookin at an athlete- T-shirt

    Gun bans have never accomplished anything, other than to create a safe working environment for criminals.
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    Nope sorry the nude beaches are private.... You can use my membership to go if ya like tho....[}:)]

    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gagirl
    ... there are plenty of bikinis for you guys to look at.



    Well, I'd never get any work done.

    Ben

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  • taco413taco413 Member Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by gagirl




    Well, I'd never get any work done.

    Ben

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    Ditto that one[;)][:D]

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  • BOBBYWINSBOBBYWINS Member Posts: 7,810
    edited November -1
    HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

    Bein' as I'm unemployed(temorarily retired)at the moment,I might have to give that a thought.

    What does it pay[?][?]

    The commute would be a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH,though.

    [xx(][xx(]
    BW

    IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You have chiggers there, don't you?

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Watching girls on the beach and watching Gagirl work, could it get any better then that????


    Someone had to have the balls to say it. [:p]
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  • headzilla97headzilla97 Member Posts: 6,445
    edited November -1
    I have ba in history and no job if you pay a reloaction fee im there

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  • JimmyJackJimmyJack Member Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    what kind of fringe benefits?
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JimmyJack
    what kind of fringe benefits?





    You get to buy me lunch 5 days a week [:D]

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    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    So.... the old sec called today. Letting me know that she was back in town and ready to come back to work. I told her that

    1. we didnt know she was leaving town.
    2. we found out that she had fallen off the wagon(crack) for the 3rd time this year. (we didnt know about time 1 and 2 until yesterday)
    3. there is an issue of missing money. (all petty cash and the friday deposit)

    her responses were...
    1. I am sorry for not letting you know
    2. So you heard
    and
    3. my mother in law has loaned me the money to pay you back.

    She actually thought we were going to let her come back to work [xx(].
    That crap really does rot your brain....


    ....vent off......

    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • hsracer201hsracer201 Member Posts: 966 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wow. i guess crack really does kill. brain cells that is. that's kinda pitiful actually.

    39 and counting...
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  • dahmerdahmer Member Posts: 290 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gagirl
    So.... the old sec called today. Letting me know that she was back in town and ready to come back to work. I told her that

    1. we didnt know she was leaving town.
    2. we found out that she had fallen off the wagon(crack) for the 3rd time this year. (we didnt know about time 1 and 2 until yesterday)
    3. there is an issue of missing money. (all petty cash and the friday deposit)

    her responses were...
    1. I am sorry for not letting you know
    2. So you heard
    and
    3. my mother in law has loaned me the money to pay you back.

    She actually thought we were going to let her come back to work [xx(].
    That crap really does rot your brain....


    ....vent off......

    its all about pucks and bucks
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    So what part of all this cost her the job?

    They that are willing to give up their liberty for a little safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Heck, I'd be a secretary down that way if I got to hunt wild piggies and if the Army would loan me out for awhile to fill in until you found something more permanant. I can type and answer phones (outstanding recruiter skills).
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  • taco413taco413 Member Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by idsman75
    Heck, I'd be a secretary down that way if I got to hunt wild piggies and if the Army would loan me out for awhile to fill in until you found something more permanant. I can type and answer phones (outstanding recruiter skills).



    Ah yes, but how do you look in a short skirt with a tight fitting blouse?[:D]

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  • shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by taco413
    quote:Originally posted by idsman75
    Heck, I'd be a secretary down that way if I got to hunt wild piggies and if the Army would loan me out for awhile to fill in until you found something more permanant. I can type and answer phones (outstanding recruiter skills).



    Ah yes, but how do you look in a short skirt with a tight fitting blouse?[:D]




    Gross dude, getting an image of you in a short shirt and a blouse. [xx(]
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Let me adjust your mental image.

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  • gogolengogolen Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hand or Blow????

    oh wait nevermind secretary, um nah I'm good.
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gogolen
    Hand or Blow????

    oh wait nevermind secretary, um nah I'm good.


    I cant believe you went there... even worse I left myself wide open for that...


    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • bowhunter2bowhunter2 Member Posts: 31 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I`ll do the job

    is it possible to do it from austria[:D][:D][:D]
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  • mrcleanmrclean Member Posts: 10 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll take it only if the girls are wearing wicked weasel bikinis!

    Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mrclean
    I'll take it only if the girls are wearing wicked weasel bikinis!

    Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.


    ummmm do I know you? WW are not legal here on the public beach but I love them myself.

    its all about pucks and bucks
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  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    I'll take it only if I don't have to work. [:D] I heard they only work 4 hours a day in Georgia is thet true[?]

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