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buckeyboy
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MENTAL PATIENTS
> > > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
> > > while
>they
> > > were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
> > > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> > > there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
> > > and pulled Jim out.
> > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
> > > now considered her to be mentally stable.
> > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
> > > news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since
> > > you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
> > > saving the
>life
> > > of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
> > > mindedness.
> > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
> > > bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
> > > sorry, but he's dead."
> > > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
> > > "How soon can I go home?
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
MENTAL PATIENTS
> > > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
> > > while
>they
> > > were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
> > > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> > > there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
> > > and pulled Jim out.
> > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
> > > now considered her to be mentally stable.
> > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
> > > news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since
> > > you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
> > > saving the
>life
> > > of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
> > > mindedness.
> > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
> > > bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
> > > sorry, but he's dead."
> > > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
> > > "How soon can I go home?
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
Comments
"D'OH" sounds like a hoyt shooter too me..[:D]
yup. she musta been a hoyt shooter. to funny though!lol[:D]
sounds like my old girlfriend[:0][:D]
[B)][B)]
Good one buckey [:D][:D]
sounds like my old girlfriend[:0][:D]
I think we dated the same woman.